The Nicolandria Audit: Thursday, July 23rd, 2026
7/23/20261 hr 1 min
1. Olandria Carthen and Nic Vansteenberghe Break Up 1 Year After Meeting on Love Island USA (PEOPLE) (18:06)
2. RHOSLC's Whitney Rose and Husband Justin Break Up After 16 Years of Marriage (E! Online) (30:49)
3. Aaron Dessner Sets the Record Straight on Gracie Abrams’ ‘Death Wish’: It’s ‘Definitely Not’ About Taylor Swift (Billboard) (37:18)
4. Chelsea Handler Lays Out Her Strict Rules for Family Vacation After a Previous ‘Shortfall of Manners’: ‘It Is Not a Free-for-All’ (PEOPLE) (49:36)
5. Julie Andrews Documentary Flies To Disney+ (Deadline) (55:07)
The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 10:00
[singing] Good morning girlies, it's The Toast. It's Jack and Claud, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly, it's The Toast.
Jackie Oshry· Host0:22
I sound amazing.
Claudia Oshry· Host0:23
Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Thursday. But it's not just a regular Thursday, it is a celebración and extravaganza for the Nickelandria truthers. [laughs] That's right. Welcome to the, the Boots on the Ground Podcast, the people who have been saying what needs to be said for almost a year now. And you know how much shit we took for it?
Jackie Oshry· Host0:42
Yeah.
Claudia Oshry· Host0:43
And just to turn out we were right. We often are.
Jackie Oshry· Host0:45
Do you think they intentionally waited to put out the statement until The Toast was up?
Claudia Oshry· Host0:51
No, I, I don't actually.
Jackie Oshry· Host0:52
I feel like they might have. Like they didn't wanna- I mean, it doesn't hurt to wait an extra hour ... to get the, the breaking scoop.
Claudia Oshry· Host0:57
I'm obsessed.
Jackie Oshry· Host0:57
Like to have talked about it yesterday. I'm obsessed too. And just because, like, they broke up, like couple- real couples can break up too.
Claudia Oshry· Host1:03
Break up too, of course ...
Jackie Oshry· Host1:03
and it doesn't necessarily mean that, like, they were never a real couple just 'cause they broke up. But if I were on, like, Team Nickelandria, this is exactly when I would break up. Like, right after the season of Love Island airs, everyone's talking about the new couples.
Claudia Oshry· Host1:16
Pass the baton on to, like, Trinity and Bryce.
Jackie Oshry· Host1:17
We can sort of like slowly fade, quietly fade, but there will be nothing quiet about this.
Claudia Oshry· Host1:22
We're gonna try not to talk about it too much, although I'm quite literally busting at the motherfucking seams to talk about it. It is, of course, our lead story, and also, like, the rumors