The Most Redacted Episode Ever
3/16/20261 hr 17 min
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First 90 secondsBert Kreischer· Host0:00
Hundred percent. Cheers.
Tom Segura· Host0:02
[laughs] Welcome to another episode of Two Bears, One Cave. For everybody that has not yet done it, we wanna remind you that we are doing the Two Bears 5K May 9th at the Pasadena Rose Bowl. This is a part of the- Hopefully this comes out before May.
Bert Kreischer· Host0:20
I think this will come out in September.
Tom Segura· Host0:21
Oh, cool. [laughs] Um, this is... That is a good point. We should have it come out before then. Um, this is part of a Netflix Is A Joke Festival. Um, tons of comedians will be there. It has- it's been so fun. This is our third in a row, and, uh, our second time back at the Rose Bowl. It really is, like, so cool whether you're an avid runner or you're a beginner or you weigh four or 500, 600 pounds. Whatever your condition is, you can walk it, you can crawl it, you can get spit on as you do it, you can get run over by a golf cart. You can run as fast as you want.
Bert Kreischer· Host0:58
[laughs] We've almost done as many 5Ks as episodes this year.
Tom Segura· Host1:01
[laughs] Yeah, it's awesome, and that's- and we're gonna... It's gonna be a wrap. [snorts] This is it.
Bert Kreischer· Host1:07
This is it, guys. No, ex- I'm excited for the 5K. I'm really excited. I- Oh, and of course, hold on, you gotta register at twobears5k.com. Yeah.
Tom Segura· Host1:13
So if you wanna do it, twobears5k.com.
Bert Kreischer· Host1:16
It's gonna be big this year, and, uh, and I am in the best shape I've ever been in.
Tom Segura· Host1:20
Ever?
Bert Kreischer· Host1:20
I'm in the physically best ever been in. I've never felt lighter on my feet, and- Well, maybe 'cause you're one of the lightest you've been in years ... I'm, I'm the lightest I've been in, uh...