The Mossborn Identity
3/25/20261 hr 10 min
The Legumies continue their epic DnD adventure, following the mysterious and eccentric wizard, Glorifficus Stingswallow, through the forest to his cabin. What could possibly go wrong?
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 0· Host0:00
[gentle music] Welcome back, Lagoomies, to a new installment of Mission to T6. And welcome, listeners. Uh, thanks for being here. We are once again diving into the mystical, enchanted world of ancient Telluria. A quick recap, we've got, uh, Ally back with us playing Duane. Um, who remembers what happened in, uh, the last episode?
Speaker 1· Panelist0:22
Not a clue.
Speaker 0· Host0:24
Ah, come on.
Speaker 3· Panelist0:25
[laughs] We came back from our first adventure.
Ally· Panelist0:29
Yes.
Speaker 1· Panelist0:29
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3· Panelist0:30
Uh, we- Slaying of goblins.
Speaker 0· Host0:31
Uh, usually how a second episode works.
Speaker 3· Panelist0:34
[laughs] We were, we were gifted a number of magical items from- Yep ... the townspeople for- Yes ... helping.
Ally· Panelist0:39
I got, like, a 5% chance of a door.
Speaker 4· Panelist0:41
Of [laughs] of opening a door.
Speaker 0· Host0:43
You really were disappointed in that. I'm telling you, that's gonna come in handy, that key.
Speaker 4· Panelist0:47
Yeah.
Speaker 3· Panelist0:47
It's a low chance.
Speaker 0· Host0:49
[laughs] I mean, statistically, you only have to try it 20 times before it works.
Ally· Panelist0:53
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4· Panelist0:54
Uh, Larry got a YOLO coin.
Speaker 1· Panelist0:56
YOLO.
Speaker 0· Host0:57
Yep. We're gonna h- see that coin flip a lot, I think. Uh, Duane, you, uh, have leveled up- [gasps] ... because of your experience killing things. I don't- Should I be celebrating that? [laughs] You should, you should.
Speaker 3· Panelist1:10
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 0· Host1:12
Yeah, this is a world that rewards violence.
Ally· Panelist1:13
Good, good.
Speaker 0· Host1:14
[laughs] So I rolled for you. You now have 27 hit points, so, uh- Oh, baby ... write that into your character sheet.
Ally· Panelist1:22
Yep.
Speaker 0· Host1:22
Keep a note of that for next time you're killing things.
Speaker 1· Panelist1:25
[laughs] I just wrote YOLO all over mine.
Ally· Panelist1:28
Uh-huh.
Speaker 0· Host1:29
[laughs] Cool.