The Last Rites of Eternal Chaos with Trixie and Katya
3/3/202654 min
You are cordially invited to attend a most distinguished yet eminently fake wake in honor of Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova, the undisputed queens of chaos, podcasts, and mirth. We shall convene in a chapel that smells faintly of Red Bull, stale makeup, and air conditioner refrigerant. Guests will enjoy a program of refined absurdities including a dramatic reading of Whitney Houston's 2001 BET Awards acceptance speech, a panel discussion on Taco Bell entitled, "Beans, Cheese, and Consequences," and a ceremonial burning of Katya's old hip. Attendees will encounter a tasteful lounge where retired wigs dispense movie reviews and gallon-jugs...
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First 90 secondsKatya Zamolodchikova· Host0:00
We are very excited to announce that our Very Bald and Very Beautiful podcast tour is almost sold out for spring.
Trixie Mattel· Host0:06
I'm excited. We're not doing that many dates, and my New Year's resolution is q- q- quality over- Quantity ... quantity.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host0:11
I, I agree.
Trixie Mattel· Host0:11
And we're doing it.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host0:12
We're doing it. Can you believe we had to add a second show to Boston and Toronto?
Trixie Mattel· Host0:16
Queen.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host0:16
[laughs] We sure did, so you [censored] Bostonians and Toronto and Torontites or whatever the [censored] you call yourselves, you better get some tickets.
Trixie Mattel· Host0:25
Yeah.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host0:25
Sn- snatch them up.
Trixie Mattel· Host0:26
We do have a few seats left for some of these cities, and we are not doing that many of these this year.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host0:31
No, it's gonna be hot. It's gonna be exclusive. It's gonna be fabulous.
Trixie Mattel· Host0:35
Tickets available now at trixieandcatty.com.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host0:37
Queen.
Trixie Mattel· Host0:38
I'll take un cigarette.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host0:39
[laughs] That's so good. [gentle music] Kim Kardashian had this absolutely stunning, sexy look- I love that ... at the Met Gala. Kim Kardashian.
Trixie Mattel· Host0:54
It sounds like s- in my mind- Kim Kardashian ... when you go f- to Dunkin' Donuts by your house in Boston- Give me a small dark, two sugars, and a powdered donut.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host1:00
Yeah ...
Trixie Mattel· Host1:01
[laughs] that's the person.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host1:02
It totally is. It totally is.
Trixie Mattel· Host1:03
That Dunkin' Donuts goes off. Shut up, sh- Which one? The one by your old apartment.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host1:07
Oh.
Trixie Mattel· Host1:07
Like, through the alley.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host1:07
Yeah, with the... Does it still have the Starbucks there? The, the competing, the, they do, like, white collar, blue collar lo- you know what I mean?
Trixie Mattel· Host1:14
If you're at Jock's- Yeah ... and you go out, you walk through that alley.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host1:16
You go across. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You walk through the alley.
Trixie Mattel· Host1:17
That one to the left.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host1:18
Mm-hmm.
Trixie Mattel· Host1:19
That one, I think, is the flagship.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host1:21
They used to have a Starbucks right next to it. Yeah.
Trixie Mattel· Host1:21
It's the flagship Boston...
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host1:23
Dunkin' Donuts?
Trixie Mattel· Host1:25
Yep. [laughs] Over the land of the free.