The King meets Trump
4/29/202641 min
On this week's issue of the Bugle. Andy is joined by dream team Alice Fraser and Nish Kumar as the trio jump into this week's news as the King visits America, Trump's new ballroom and the latest news from the White House correspondents dinner. Plus Andy opens up The Bugle's Gambling and Sports sections. It's issue 4377 of The Bugle!
🇬🇧 The King meets Trump: King Charles lands in the US to meet with Donald Trump as fractious relations between countries continues.
🇺🇸 Correspondents Dinner Horror: The trio discuss the aftermath following shots fired at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
💰 Real Life Gambling: Andy, Alice and Nish report the news that people are gambling on real life events!
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First 90 secondsAndy Zaltzman· Host0:00
[rooster crows] [upbeat music] The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world. Hello. [coughs] That's a bad start, isn't it?
Alice Fraser· Host0:19
[laughs] [coughs] Leave it in, Harry.
Andy Zaltzman· Host0:23
[laughs] [coughs] Let's, let's try again. Let's try again.
Nish Kumar· Host0:28
It sounded like someone punched Tom Waits.
Andy Zaltzman· Host0:30
[laughs] This show- [imitates punching] ... this show does not advocate punching Tom Waits, let me make that- [laughs] Yeah ... abundantly clear. Um, hello, Buglers. [laughs] And, uh- [laughs] ... right. This, this is now the official start of the show. Right. Okay. Let's get this [beep] thing on track. [upbeat music] Hello, Buglers, [clears throat] and welcome to issue 4,377 of the planet's only ever and one remaining audio newspaper for a visual world. Uh, I'm Andy Zaltzman. It is the 28th of, uh, April, 2026. I am in the shed of remorseless truth and overwhelming factuality, SORTOF. That, that's its acronym. Um, uh, the world outside still hasn't got its shit together, so here we are again with another Bugle, and it's a dream team special. Obviously the all, all Bugle line-ups are dream teams, but this one is dreamier and teamier. It's Nish Kumar and Alice Fraser. Hello.
Alice Fraser· Host1:23
Hello, Andy. I'm delighted to be part of the dream team. Uh, the other day I dreamed that I hadn't fi- finished