The Jason Sudeikis Episode
6/2/20261 hr 5 min
Jason Sudeikis has no sense of smell, and Dave thinks he may personally possess the one scent powerful enough to activate it for the first time. If that’s not enough of a tease for you, what about finding out Benny’s favorite place to cry, how to write two #1 songs in one night, the best response when your kid starts asking questions about death, and what exactly Dave plans to do with Jason, the laxatives he ordered online, and a bag. You'll also get to see an Emmy winner and absolute pillar of comedy play PIG in our kitchen. We love Jason! Thanks for watching. We respect you!
What happens:
00:00 intro
00:19 optimizing every bite
01:33 meeting jason sudeikis
01:53 no sense of smell
06:46 an idea for an activity we could do
08:09 chuck tension
10:39 an outfit-based question
11:45 anxiety
12:35 nair & laxatives
13:12 honest parenting
15:12 immortalizing your parents
16:54 crying on camera
21:57 crying in real life
23:18 on your feet
25:26 ted lasso
27:44 a gun has been introduced into the scene
28:44 fatherhood questions
32:26 tipping
35:49 tripping
38:10 seeking IP
38:58 six #1 songs in one night
43:49 ted lasso origins
49:42 we're the millers
49:58 hall pass
50:18 watching yourself
50:53 SNL
51:21 sleeping with other people
51:40 eastbound & down
52:52 basketball
54:42 PIG
01:02:14 no look pass
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Transcript preview
First 90 secondsJason Sudeikis· Guest0:00
[upbeat music] Jason Sudeikis.
Kristin Batalucco· Host0:04
The cousin of Jadakiss.
Jason Sudeikis· Guest0:08
[laughs] [laughs] Yo.
Dave Burd· Host0:12
[laughs] Cousin of Jadakiss. [laughs] [laughs] Do you guys, when you guys eat, do you optimize every bite?
Kristin Batalucco· Host0:23
No.
Jason Sudeikis· Guest0:23
No.
Dave Burd· Host0:23
Every single bite I'm looking to, like, take the best piece of the meat to have the right, just amount of sauce with the right, like- No ... piece of arugula, and then I create the perfect bite every time.
benny blanco· Host0:33
Check.
Dave Burd· Host0:33
What's up?
benny blanco· Host0:34
I got one word for you.
Dave Burd· Host0:37
New sheriff in town.
benny blanco· Host0:38
Premium.
Dave Burd· Host0:39
Why is the b- uh, box black?
benny blanco· Host0:41
'Cause it's fancy. It's classy. And you know what today is? [laughs] Today is a classy day- Huh ... because we have none other than Jason Sudeikis, Mr.-
Dave Burd· Host0:49
Sudeikis.
benny blanco· Host0:50
I think it's Sudeikis.
Kristin Batalucco· Host0:51
Is it Su-day-kus?
Dave Burd· Host0:52
Jason Suday-kus.
benny blanco· Host0:53
I think it's Sudeikis.
Dave Burd· Host0:54
No, it's not. It's Jason Sudakis.
benny blanco· Host0:55
Sudeikis?
Dave Burd· Host0:56
Yeah.
benny blanco· Host0:56
[laughs] I've never heard that in my life.
Kristin Batalucco· Host0:58
I like Jason Sudakis.
benny blanco· Host0:58
Jason Sudeikis. Okay, well- Er ... it's a very important day- Yeah ... because this is the first time we've ever had an Emmy- Get off his dick ... someone who's won an Emmy, plus this is parmigiano stuffed crust pizza from Domino's.
Kristin Batalucco· Host1:14
Ooh.
benny blanco· Host1:14
You see that?
Dave Burd· Host1:15
Great cheese pull.
Kristin Batalucco· Host1:17
Wow.
benny blanco· Host1:17
Hold on. [laughs] Caviar.
Dave Burd· Host1:20
Wow.
benny blanco· Host1:20
It really goes great with sliced sauce.
Kristin Batalucco· Host1:23
The sliced sauce from Domino's is great.
benny blanco· Host1:24
It is absolutely- Try it ... unbelievable.
Kristin Batalucco· Host1:26
Come here, big boy.
Dave Burd· Host1:27
All right. No, I'm just- Mm ... I have, I have nothing but respect