THE JACK'S ENCYCLOPAEDIA FINALE
6/5/202625 min
They all thought it was over after last week's My Biddy Aunt final. They were wrong. The Luke Nation, the Ehantharajah Empire, and Spelgium will cross swords once more to see who will claim the humungous Jack's Encyclopaedia trophy and the belt to go with it.
Jim's on the buttons for this finale, and this time it really is winner takes all.
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First 90 secondsLuke Moore· Host0:00
[dramatic music] That's on me. [laughs] If Vish wins the title.
Jim Campbell· Host0:03
Ah.
Marcus Speller· Host0:04
No, he just mouthed it.
Luke Moore· Host0:05
He did it. He did it. He did it.
Marcus Speller· Host0:06
Did he mouth it?
Jim Campbell· Host0:07
He mouthed it.
Marcus Speller· Host0:07
Did he mouth it?
Luke Moore· Host0:08
He did.
Jim Campbell· Host0:08
I never mouthed anything.
Marcus Speller· Host0:10
He mouthed it. Check the tapes.
Jim Campbell· Host0:11
You were saying- Check the tapes.
Marcus Speller· Host0:11
[dramatic music] Are you excited about Jack's Encyclopedia?
Luke Moore· Host0:15
Now it's here, I wish I wasn't.
Jim Campbell· Host0:18
[dramatic music] Starting 11 of both teams during Liverpool's two-nil win against Manchester United in the 2003 League Cup final. Vish goes first.
Luke Moore· Host0:29
Of course he does. Vish goes first to win on the Man United question. Thank... Well done, everyone. Well done, everyone. Good stuff.
Marcus Speller· Host0:34
Well, I've to get a fucking question right.
Luke Moore· Host0:35
[laughs] Bueno for Wolves.
Marcus Speller· Host0:39
[dramatic music] Every team to get relegated from the Premier League since the 2015, 2016 season. There are 23 teams. Derby. [dramatic music] The last 16 permanent Swansea City managers.
Luke Moore· Host0:53
Score nothing.
Jim Campbell· Host0:54
Can I win this with Graham Potter?
Luke Moore· Host0:56
Oh, I think you have.
Jim Campbell· Host0:57
Yeah.
Marcus Speller· Host0:59
[laughs] It's Luke versus Vish versus Marcus in the Jack's Encyclopedia finale.
Luke Moore· Host1:08
[dramatic music] Dean Smith also wrote The Encyclopedia of Football.
Jim Campbell· Host1:14
Oh, what?
Luke Moore· Host1:14
An encyclopedia of football.
Jim Campbell· Host1:16
I don't know what that means. Hello, everybody. Welcome to the Football Ramble. It's the Jack's Encyclopedia finale. I'm Jim Campbell.
Marcus Speller· Host1:25
I'm Marcus Speller.
Luke Moore· Host1:26
I'm Luke Moore.
Marcus Speller· Host1:27
And I'm Vidushin Huntaraaja.