The Funniest Conversation We've Ever Had - Mark Normand
4/12/20261 hr 19 min
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First 90 secondsMark Normand· Guest0:00
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Speaker 10:27
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Konstantin Kisin· Host0:59
[upbeat music] Tell us about Epstein. [laughs] How did you know him?
Francis Foster· Host1:05
Yeah.
Mark Normand· Guest1:06
I, well, I was in the files.
Konstantin Kisin· Host1:07
Were you?
Francis Foster· Host1:08
Were you?
Mark Normand· Guest1:08
Well, he did, he came to a comedy show, and I was there. I was not on any island or anything. [laughs] But yeah, yeah.
Konstantin Kisin· Host1:13
Never been arrested?
Mark Normand· Guest1:14
Oh, I've been arrested.
Konstantin Kisin· Host1:15
Really?
Mark Normand· Guest1:16
Yeah. I thought we all had.
Francis Foster· Host1:18
No, I, I've been questioned by the police but not arrested.
Konstantin Kisin· Host1:21
What for?
Francis Foster· Host1:21
Uh, so, this is- Well, there's some sheer ...
Mark Normand· Guest1:25
[laughs] Oh, here we go. Breaking.
Konstantin Kisin· Host1:27
So you got a Black kid now?
Mark Normand· Guest1:28
Yeah, huge hog.