The fixture pile-up threshold, Sean Dyche playing "Sean Dyche" & under-10s trophy parades
5/5/202650 min
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare, David Walker and Nick Miller. On the agenda: the trickiest title-race-classification task so far, legendary Premier League goalkeepers in petty criminals’ middle names, Sean Dyche's Instagram unveiling, Tim Sherwood on modern football and some awkward football phone-in moments with Chris Sutton. Meanwhile, the panel anticipate Tom Hiddlestone's Champions League punditry and debate how many games constitute a "fixture pile-up". Play the new Happy Hunting Grounds daily quiz at games.footballcliches.com Sign up for Dreamland, the members-only Football Clichés experience, to access our exclusive show and much more: https://dreamland.footballcliches.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 00:00
[gentle music] Our yoga instructor challenged us to find inner peace. I found it faster than anyone. After four seconds, I stood up and screamed, "I found nirvana. I win." They asked me to leave. I guess they don't respect winning. Bet365 does, though. New customers get $200 in bonus bets just for betting $10. [laughs] Namaste, losers. Bet365. Winning is everything. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-MY-RESET. 21-plus only. Must be physically located in Ohio. T&Cs apply. In app only.
Speaker 10:30
I'm sorry. You can sit there and look and play with all your silly machines as much as you like.
Speaker 2· Soundbite0:34
[upbeat music] Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? He is, you know. Oh, I say. [crowd cheering] Brilliant. Pogge. He's round the goalkeeper. He's done it. [crowd cheering] Absolutely incredible. He launched himself six feet into the crowd and kung fu kicked a supporter who was, oh, with- without a shadow of a doubt giving him lip. Oh, I say. [crowd cheering] It's amazing. He does it time, and time, and time again. Break up the music. [crowd cheering] Charge your glass. This nation is going to dance all night.
Adam Hurrey· Host1:13
The trickiest title race classification task so far. How many games constitutes a fixture pile up? Erling Haaland becomes a parody of his goal-scoring self. Chris Sutton's 606 caricature. Legendary Premier League goalkeepers in petty criminals' middle names. Sean Dyche definitively