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The First Portugal Episode Gets VERY Honest

4/23/202625 min

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Peter and the team kick off the very first special Portugal Series with a chaotic Ask Me Anything episode from sunny Portugal. What starts as a simple Q&A quickly turns into classic Therapy Crouch madness as the gang discuss holiday packing disasters, bringing 12 suitcases but somehow forgetting the essentials, and the reality of family life abroad.

Abbey and Peter also get brutally honest about parenting four children, whether boys are harder work than girls, and how they divide the madness of school runs, clubs and everyday family life. Abbey gives a rare insight into what her work days actually look like, from shoots and brand deals to juggling home life and total chaos behind the scenes.

Elsewhere, the team debate why the phrase “body count” is one of the worst modern terms around, reveal their funniest relationship banter, and somehow end up discussing underwear, dressing gowns and karaoke.

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00:00 Introduction From Portugal

07:03 We Brought 12 Cases… Forgot Everything

08:32 Are Boys Harder Than Girls? Parenting Four Kids Chaos

12:11 Why “Body Count” Is The Worst Term Ever

17:30 Listener Game Gets Out Of Control

18:30 Tyson & Paris Fury Singing Reaction

21:07 What Does Abbey Actually Do? Honest Answer

23:16 School Runs, Clubs & Real Family Life

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Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Peter Crouch· Host0:00

    These are- They're seamless, so they're, they're, they're just so comfy, and they've got a big gusset.

  2. Gaz· Panelist0:04

    [laughs] Oh, my God.

  3. Abbey Clancy· Host0:07

    Am I shattering dreams here, Gaz?

  4. Gaz· Panelist0:09

    Yeah, a little bit.

  5. Abbey Clancy· Host0:09

    Flight Lincoln, vomit. [laughs] [laughs] I think you should try this one. Change the word dance to W-A-N-K.

  6. Gaz· Panelist0:16

    Okay.

  7. Abbey Clancy· Host0:17

    I wanna wank with somebody.

  8. Gaz· Panelist0:19

    I... Shut up and wank with me.

  9. Peter Crouch· Host0:23

    [laughs] [laughs] Obrigado.

  10. Abbey Clancy· Host0:27

    Hey, guys, if you're enjoying our content, please like and subscribe. Ask me anything.

  11. Peter Crouch· Host0:34

    Shava.

  12. Abbey Clancy· Host0:36

    Hello, and welcome to the Therapy Crouch: Ask Me Anything with me, Abi Clancy.

  13. Peter Crouch· Host0:41

    And me, Peter Crouch.

  14. Gaz· Panelist0:42

    And me, The Gaz.

  15. Abbey Clancy· Host0:44

    The Gaz. [laughs] Ooh, we've got a- He's given himself a nickname as well. You're not gonna believe- The Gaz ... you're not gonna believe who texted me today.

  16. Gaz· Panelist0:50

    Hmm?

  17. Abbey Clancy· Host0:50

    Max. And he called me the Clance.

  18. Gaz· Panelist0:53

    Nice.

  19. Abbey Clancy· Host0:53

    He was like, "Hey, the Clance" How very ordinary of him ... "how are you doing? I wanna invite you to our, our party." And I said, "We can't, 'cause we're here in sunny Portugal."

  20. Peter Crouch· Host1:01

    [laughs] Mm.

  21. Abbey Clancy· Host1:03

    Mm.

  22. Gaz· Panelist1:03

    How beautiful it is, by the way. Absolutely stunning.

  23. Abbey Clancy· Host1:05

    I know.

  24. Gaz· Panelist1:06

    Looking around.

  25. Abbey Clancy· Host1:07

    It's lovely.

  26. Gaz· Panelist1:07

    And you look stunning, too. You told me off camera you thought you looked...

  27. Abbey Clancy· Host1:10

    [laughs] Well, I, I have a, I need- Not the work of man. I do look, I look like a boy today- No, not at all ... 'cause I've got my sister doing my bloody hair, and I've got Helen to do my makeup. So I'm, like, totally disheveled.

  28. Peter Crouch· Host1:21

    I think it's a cool vibe, though.

  29. Gaz· Panelist1:22

    It's a cool vibe.

  30. Peter Crouch· Host1:23

    You've cool.

  31. Abbey Clancy· Host1:23

    Well, I was just coming from the animal shelter. I'm just scruffy.

  32. Gaz· Panelist1:27

    I think you look very cool. I look like a Cuban

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