The Fears Episode
5/12/202644 min
This episode is all about fears... What would you do if an intruder invaded your home? What if your plane crashed? What if you and your partner suddenly became sexually unaligned? Would you be completely rocked? If so, this is the episode for you. Thanks for watching - we respect you!
What happens:
0:00 intro
0:32 fears of intruders
4:09 fear of flying
11:00 marshmallows
17:25 fear of heights
20:04 scary music
26:08 the worst way to die
27:04 dave’s biggest fears
32:14 accents
35:21 screams
38:29 sex fears
42:39 silence
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Clips
Transcript preview
First 90 secondsSpeaker 00:00
[upbeat music] What's your greatest fear? Mine's sitting right here. It's me on the mic, and my friend, and my girl, and I gotta be right.
benny blanco· Host0:10
Diarrhea.
Speaker 00:12
[laughs] Diarrhea is not what I was hoping you'd say.
Kristin Batalucco· Host0:14
Don't be fearless 'cause you've got tears, miss.
Speaker 00:18
Don't be fearless. Have no fear because this episode will take it, will take it all on. Biggest fears.
benny blanco· Host0:29
You know I almost stabbed my friend to death one time?
Dave Burd· Host0:36
No, I didn't know that.
benny blanco· Host0:37
So, okay.
Dave Burd· Host0:37
How'd that happen? That sounds crazy.
benny blanco· Host0:38
I, I'll tell you, I'll tell you. I was sleeping and it was like, I heard a noise, and I was like, "What the fuck?" And I wake up, I, like, sneak out, and I'm, like, walking around everywhere, and I keep hearing noises. And I'm like, "Holy fuck." I'm like, "Okay, I gotta go to the kitchen and get a knife. Like, I have to get a knife."
Kristin Batalucco· Host0:59
Ooh, a knife is so personal.
benny blanco· Host1:01
Well, I was like, "I have no w- I have nothing else to do. What else am I gonna gra- I have nothing."
Dave Burd· Host1:05
You have no gun?
benny blanco· Host1:06
No, Chuck, I don't have a gun. [laughs] I don't, I don't even know how to use a gun. I'd, I'd, like, shoot myself by mistake.
Dave Burd· Host1:12
Yeah.
Kristin Batalucco· Host1:12
Did you, how'd you know where the knives were? You just opened every drawer?
benny blanco· Host1:15
It's like, I'm in a kitchen.
Dave Burd· Host1:16
There's probably so many.
benny blanco· Host1:17
What are you talking about?
Kristin Batalucco· Host1:17
Oh, it was a mansion.
benny blanco· Host1:18
There was, like, a butcher block.
Kristin Batalucco· Host1:19
There's a lot of drawers.
benny blanco· Host1:19
No, there was, like, a butcher block.
Kristin Batalucco· Host1:20
Oh.
benny blanco· Host1:20
And I, and I, and I, and I went and I, and I grab it, okay?
Dave Burd· Host1:23
Wow.
benny blanco· Host1:24
And then I walk, like, behind a thing, and I'm, like, sitting here, and then