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The Decade of No: Wednesday, July 8th, 2026

7/8/20261 hr 11 min

1. Was Margaret Qualley at Taylor Swift's wedding? An investigation (Cosmopolitan) (28:30)

2. Molly Mae cozies up to US influencer Alix Earle and Kylie Jenner’s best pal at Wimbledon - but sits apart from Tommy Fury (The Sun) (32:47)

3. Mr. Beast will be a shark on the new season of ABC's 'Shark Tank' (The Hollywood Reporter) (39:58)

4. Mariska Hargitay to host Emmys; First woman to emcee the show in 15 years (Variety) (48:44)

5. First look at Harry Jowsey's new Netflix reality dating show Let's Marry Harry (Entertainment Weekly) (52:41)

- Love Island USA Recap (56:31)

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Clips

Producer's Death Halts Show
Antonoff? 'I F***ing Hate Him'
Claudia's Love Island Meltdown
Embracing the Decade of No
Where 'Shit End' Came From

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Speaker 10:00

    [singing] Good morning, girlies. It's The Toast. It's Jackson Claude and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show. The fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's The Toast.

  2. Jackie Oshry· Host0:22

    I sound amazing.

  3. Claudia Oshry· Host0:23

    Welcome back to The Toast and happy Wednesday. That's right, it's hump day. A great day here at The Toast. Feel free to hump someone you love. And speaking of somebody that I love, welcome to The Toast Jacqueline Fillet.

  4. Jackie Oshry· Host0:34

    Welcome, welcome. Welcome, welcome.

  5. Claudia Oshry· Host0:37

    [singing] Welcome to the Morning Toast. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.

  6. Jackie Oshry· Host0:41

    [singing] Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.

  7. Claudia Oshry· Host0:43

    [singing] Welcome to the Morning Toast.

  8. Jackie Oshry· Host0:45

    [singing] Welcome to the Morning Toast.

  9. Claudia Oshry· Host0:46

    Bum, bum.

  10. Jackie Oshry· Host0:47

    Alternatively also would've been a great theme song. [gasps] Rooted in her-story.

  11. Claudia Oshry· Host0:51

    When we held our, our now iconic theme song contest, I can't believe nobody submitted like a little- Well, it was meant to be an original ... a twist.

  12. Jackie Oshry· Host0:59

    I mean, we would've like- No, but a twist ... but we would've been like- Co- in copyright infringement. Yeah, but always a good one. First hump day in the Hamptons.

  13. Claudia Oshry· Host1:06

    Swirly hump day.

  14. Jackie Oshry· Host1:07

    Yeah, swirly summer hump day.

  15. Claudia Oshry· Host1:09

    Today, [sighs] I just don't know if the people are ready for what I have to say.

  16. Jackie Oshry· Host1:14

    What do you have to say?

  17. Claudia Oshry· Host1:14

    Last night's episode of Love Island was one of like the most enraging of my life.

  18. Jackie Oshry· Host1:17

    Oh.

  19. Claudia Oshry· Host1:18

    I officially- I passed through it peacefully. [laughs] Oh, you passed peacefully in the night? [laughs] I don't, I actually could not muster up one ounce of respect for a single person on this island, except Ian of

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