The Dakota Johnson dating theory
4/8/202652 min
THURSDAY QUICK AND DIRTY: Olivia Rodrigo’s new album has been announced!!!! We have so many thoughts and theories to walk you through in deep, deep detail. A judge has dismissed most of Blake Lively’s claims against Justin Baldoni, and Brian Cox was profiled in The Times UK (we have mixed feelings about it). Chloe Fineman told a really weird story in a Vanity Fair interview, and finally, the time has come: we’re talking about Role Model and Dakota Johnson. Big thanks to CeraVe for making this episode possible. Cleanse Like a Derm by picking up your CeraVe cleanser at your local pharmacy. Shameless Podcast is produced by Annabelle Lee and Eilish Gilligan, video-produced by Monica Vantilburg, and executive-produced by Lucy Hunt. Our social media team consists of Naima Fatema and Eilish Gilligan, and our partnerships manager is Cindy Luu. Want to support our show? Clicking ‘follow’ on Apple and Spotify is the best way to do that, and we're super grateful to anyone who leaves a five-star review while they're at it. Also! An old-fashioned 'Tell a Friend In Real Life' is equally appreciated. Want more? We've got more… Subscribe to our newsletter Smart, Dumb Stuff: https://tinyurl.com/4yasjphn Follow us on Instagram: https://tinyurl.com/2mf557ux Aaaand we’re on TikTok: https://tinyurl.com/2hchchrp Everything else your heart could ever desire is here: https://linktr.ee/shamelesspodcast Thanks for listening! We’re huge fans of yours. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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First 90 secondsMichelle Andrews· Host0:00
I have a public service announcement for the listeners.
Zara McDonald· Host0:03
What's that?
Michelle Andrews· Host0:03
I suspect the reality TV lovers among us will expect in this episode they're gonna hear about the Summer House scandal.
Zara McDonald· Host0:11
Yeah, and we normally don't lead with what you're not getting.
Michelle Andrews· Host0:13
[laughs] Mm. But I haven't watched Summer House until actually this weekend.
Zara McDonald· Host0:18
Well, it's not helpful for us to enter the chat on this if we're not the experts.
Michelle Andrews· Host0:21
Yeah, there's 10 fucking seasons.
Zara McDonald· Host0:23
Oh, my God.
Michelle Andrews· Host0:24
There are so many episodes, maybe more than 10 seasons. Anyway, I've started at season one, episode one. I'm back in, like, 2015 or something cursed like that. I just need the listeners to know I will catch up, and I will have thoughts in 2027.
Zara McDonald· Host0:39
Yeah, well, I was gonna say, when she's completed the 10th season, we will talk- [laughs] ... about the Summer House scandal of the last two weeks.
Michelle Andrews· Host0:45
I- it's a full-time job at this point. Uh, I'm deep in it. I'm not loving it yet, so someone tell me when it gets good, please.
Zara McDonald· Host0:53
I'm sure they will. [laughs] [laughs] [gentle music] Hello, and welcome to Shameless, the pop culture podcast for smart people who love dumb stuff. You're joined, as always, by Melbourne writers Michelle Andrews and Zara McDonald.
Michelle Andrews· Host1:09
Hello, Zara McDonald, and hello, producer Annabel Lee.
Zara McDonald· Host1:12
Hello. I just remembered this is a full-length video episode for both YouTube and Spotify, and I need to look at the people more.
Michelle Andrews· Host1:20
What do you mean? Oh.
Zara McDonald· Host1:21
Oh, to camera. Remember those times where you s- at the start we used to- [laughs] ... kind of like finger gun? If you're watching, here's your finger gun.
Michelle Andrews· Host1:26
And now they probably feel forgotten.
Zara McDonald· Host1:28
I know. So I've just