The Bugle reviews King Charles' visit to the US
5/6/202642 min
On this week's issue of the Bugle, Andy is joined by Josie Long and sister Helen Zaltzman as the three dive into the week's news from The official Bugle review of King Charles' visit to the United States. Plus the latest ahead of the upcoming UK local elections, Canada Horse News and a Crucible streaker!
🇬🇧 The King's visit to USA: The official Bugle review as King Charles lands in the US
🇬🇧 UK Local Elections: The trio discuss the upcoming local elections
🎱 Crucible Streaker: Andy, Josie and Helen report on the disruptions of the Snooker Championships from crowd heckles to an OnlyFan model streaking!
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First 90 secondsAndy Zaltzman· Host0:00
[rooster crows] [upbeat instrumental music] The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world. Hell, Bugler. I-I International Forge Th- Final Letter or Word Dat-To-Dat. But so I, l-let's start again. Hello, Buglers. It is International Forget the Final Letter of Words Day today, but sod it, let's start again. Uh, th-there are too many international days these days.
Helen Zaltzman· Guest0:30
That reminded me of when I was in a Caryl Churchill play, Andy, where all the, uh, words just got boiled down to the letters B and K.
Andy Zaltzman· Host0:36
Oh.
Helen Zaltzman· Guest0:37
[laughs] Very good for the Burger King- [chuckles] ... uh, franchise. Caryl Churchill was a big Burger King fan.
Andy Zaltzman· Host0:44
Today is also International Make Up an International Day of Something Day, um, ironically, and that's what I'm happy to observe. I'm Andy Zaltzman, or so it seems, on this International Perception Meets Reality Day. And I'm here- [laughs] ... in the historic Maracanã Stadium in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, on this truly, historically, uniquely, unfathomably, remorselessly, iconically, historic, multiple occasion, International Lie About Where You Are Day, International Overstate the Significance of What You're Doing Day, International Belated But Sincere Apology Day, International Stretch a Joke Too Far and Alienate Your Listeners Before You've Even Properly Started Your Show Day, and International- Every day. [laughs] And International Ignore the Rule of Three Day. Anyway, uh, joining me on this, Issue 4,378 of The Bugle, um, and also on International