The Bride and the Betrothed with Trixie and Katya
3/24/20261 hr
Ms. Trixie Mattel and Ms. Katya Zamo kindly request the distinguished honor of your presence at their most magnificent nuptial celebration, where the theme shall be "Baroque Techno Jurassic Gothic Cyborg Barbie Vampire." It will be held at the abandoned Hawthorne Plaza Mall in Hawthorne, CA, where the decor shall scream "gilded ruin of Baroque splendor where pink-hued creatures of the night have mated with cyborgs in orgiastic bliss." Guests are respectfully encouraged to appear in formal attire befitting the evening’s vision, namely Gothic court dress enriched with jewel tones, polished mechanical adornments, vampiric elegance, prehistoric accents, and, if...
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First 90 secondsKatya Zamolodchikova· Host0:00
Hi, everybody. Our spring Very Bald and Very Beautiful dates are just about sold out, so we're putting shows up for the fall. Hello.
Trixie Mattel· Host0:07
Why don't you go ahead and get your tickets at trixieandkatya.com? Aw, the website. Do you like websites? [upbeat music] Hi.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host0:19
Hello.
Trixie Mattel· Host0:21
Oh, hi.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host0:23
You wanna be on top? Na, na, na, na, na, na.
Trixie Mattel· Host0:26
Have you seen this trend that's like my photo shoot after I told Tyra my mom died in a fire, and it's like, it's like some... Okay, that's a bad example. [laughs] It's like my, told my mo- mom, told her my mom died in a construction site, and it's like somebody in their garage, like...
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host0:40
[laughs] So crazy.
Trixie Mattel· Host0:41
Crazy.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host0:42
Yeah, my mom was butchered to death. Uh, uh, so, uh, was, uh, stabbed 17 times, so they have 17- They have you in a butcher, yeah ... 17 knives hanging above you. It's crazy. There's a, I, there are a proliferation of all the think pieces, which I can't read 'cause I don't subscribe to the 4,000 OnlyFans that these, you know, um, the Vulture and- Substack ... do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
Trixie Mattel· Host1:01
Don't say that. Don't say that. Wait, Substack has p- uh, is, uh, oh, partnered with Polymarket?
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host1:08
What's Polymarket?
Trixie Mattel· Host1:09
Oh, baby, just about a, a f- a gambling, um, uh, uh- Global cryptocurrency-based prediction market. What?
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host1:21
So, like, I predict so that Trixie is gonna talk like, um, she's gonna say the word, uh, cunt 17 times in the pod. I think she's gonna say