The Blue Green Lagoon!
4/8/20261 hr 3 min
EP917: Bryan is back to the blue-green lagoon (his pool) and the never ending quest to keep is....free from disease! As the pollen falls and the water slowly turns into a Petri dish, Bryan does his best to fight back the allege by filling the pool with many, many chemicals. Will it work? Who knows! Who cares?!
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 00:00
[upbeat music] On this episode of The Commercial Break.
Brian Green· Host0:10
He turned the hose off, no problems. And I'm like, "Oh, thank God." And he goes, "And I gotta admire the color of your pool." [laughs] Right? [laughs] It's like, "You got quite the horticultural exhibit going on in that pool." [laughs] And then I wonder why when we tell them they can use the pool anytime they want to- Yeah, I know ... they're like, "Eh."
Krissy Hoadley· Host0:26
Yeah.
Brian Green· Host0:26
[laughs] "We saw it a couple months ago."
Krissy Hoadley· Host0:28
[laughs] God.
Brian Green· Host0:29
"I don't know what magic trick you pulled to make it magically clear now- [laughs] ... but I saw the frogs in there."
Krissy Hoadley· Host0:34
Yeah.
Brian Green· Host0:35
[laughs] Yeah. [laughs] So, uh, so then I s- I just, I told Astrid, I said, "I don't know what we gotta do, but we gotta clean up that pool. It's just gonna get worse." So I go to Home Depot. I think I know what to do. I'm just gonna shock the shit out of the pool. So here's how it worked.
Krissy Hoadley· Host0:48
The old shocker.
Brian Green· Host0:49
The old shocker. Give him the old shocker. [laughs] One in the pink, two in the stink.
Speaker 00:53
[laughs] [imitates liquid spraying] [laughs] The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Brian Green· Host1:01
[upbeat music] Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Greene. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Oatley. Best to you, Kristen.
Krissy Hoadley· Host1:12
Best to you, Brian.
Brian Green· Host1:13
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Look at us getting an episode in this week. [laughs] [laughs] Wow, so proud of us.
Krissy Hoadley· Host1:21
We're on top of things.
Brian Green· Host1:21
We're right on top of it. [laughs] Hopefully we'll get some kind of regular schedule going on here again. [laughs] A lot of things, a lot of moving parts here at The Commercial Break.
Krissy Hoadley· Host1:29
Lots of moving parts.