The Besties Best Game Bracket: 2025 Edition, Part 2

Justin McElroy· Host0:00

I've got... Now I have two cushions, one for my hemorrhoids and one for my lumbar. So what I've done is basically- (laughs) ... there is the hemorrhoid cushion and then the lumbar cushion sits on top of the hemorrhoid cushion. And basically, guys, what I've done is make another smaller chair.

Griffin McElroy· Host0:16

Yeah.

Justin McElroy· Host0:16

(laughs) Do you understand? (laughs) I'm not sitting on the chair's back.

Griffin McElroy· Host0:19

Yeah.

Justin McElroy· Host0:19

I'm not sitting on the chair's bottom. It's another tiny chair. Do you know what I mean?

Griffin McElroy· Host0:25

What kind of, what kind of, what kind of orthopedics are we talking about for the wrists, Juice, because I know that that's... What, t- walk me through your cockpit, I guess, is what I'm wanting to know about.

Justin McElroy· Host0:33

(laughs) Uh, I mean, I... The wrist, the wrist support is bad and I don't feel like... You know, I've started exploring surgical options, so (laughs) it doesn't seem the time to mediate my behaviors, you know what I mean?

Griffin McElroy· Host0:46

Yeah.

Justin McElroy· Host0:46

I might as well just let the wrists go. (laughs) The wrists are su- Let the wrists are shot, yeah. The wrists are cooked.

Griffin McElroy· Host0:51

Yeah.

Justin McElroy· Host0:51

Okay? I'm gonna have to get the sideboard wrists.

Griffin McElroy· Host0:54

But the butt, the butt is still s- Butt's the only one I got. We can salvage the ass.

Justin McElroy· Host0:57

Science can't get in there with, with the, and give me a robot butt. They'll fix my wrists.

Christopher Thomas Plant· Host1:02

(laughs) (laughs) I'm gonna... Uh, sorry, you said the, the hemorrhoid thing is beneath the other thing?

Justin McElroy· Host1:08

Yeah.

Griffin McElroy· Host1:09

Yeah.

Justin McElroy· Host1:09

It's like- Wouldn't the hemorrhoid thing be on top? ... the lumbar would be in the back, right?

Griffin McElroy· Host1:11

The lumbar is behind. I- The hemorrhoid cushion sits like this.

Christopher Thomas Plant· Host1:14

Oh, I see.

Justin McElroy· Host1:14

And then the lumbar cushion's sitting on top of the... I'm not gonna do it in the visual.

Christopher Thomas Plant· Host1:18

It's literally a chair.

Justin McElroy· Host1:18

Yeah.

Christopher Thomas Plant· Host1:18

You literally have created the child's, uh, booster chair- Yes, it's a booster for bodies. ... um, for Thanksgiving.

Griffin McElroy· Host1:24

A Jooster, a Jooster Chair.

Justin McElroy· Host1:25

A Jooster Chair.

Christopher Thomas Plant· Host1:25

(laughs) Yeah.

Griffin McElroy· Host1:27

And a special butt and a special back.

Justin McElroy· Host1:28

Shh, quiet. Sell it. This is gonna be the