The Ballad of the Battle of the Band of the Bards
4/9/20261 hr 1 min
In the newest installment of our Legumies DnD adventure, we answer the question on everyone's* lips: What has Samesies been up to this whole time?
*Samesies' Mom
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First 90 secondsAlden Ford· Host0:00
[gentle music] Welcome back, listeners, to Mission to D6- Ooh.
Seth Lind· Panelist0:05
[laughs] Whoo ...
Alden Ford· Host0:05
the role-playing game from the Ass End of the Galaxy. We're in episode four now. Uh, everybody, we met, uh, Glorificus- Mm ... the wizard. Uh, it was revealed that he had many secrets.
Seth Lind· Panelist0:16
He is not that.
Alden Ford· Host0:17
Yes.
Justin Tyler· Panelist0:18
He's a liar.
Alden Ford· Host0:19
You guys are en route to adventure, uh, with him. But, uh, someone's been missing for the last couple episodes, and that is Samsies the Bard. Welcome back, Winston.
Justin Tyler· Panelist0:28
Hello.
Alden Ford· Host0:29
Very excited to have you.
Justin Tyler· Panelist0:30
Glad to be back.
Alden Ford· Host0:31
And, uh, you know, rather than throwing you right into the fire, Winston, I thought maybe today it would be fun to see what Samsies has been up to- Oh, that's great ... all this time. [laughs] If you guys remember- Lagumi's Samsies version ... yes. [laughs] [laughs] Samsies was at an open mic night at Open Michael's.
Seth Lind· Panelist0:49
Yes.
Alden Ford· Host0:50
Michael has an open house- Ah, yes ... every week or- Open Michael ... every few weeks. Uh, and Samsies was committed to that.
Seth Lind· Panelist0:56
Oh, yes.
Alden Ford· Host0:57
Also, Mushon and Ally are out tonight, so I think the stars have aligned for us to do something a little different. So everybody, uh, if you have a D6, go ahead and roll it.
Justin Tyler· Panelist1:07
Mm. I rolled a six.
Alden Ford· Host1:08
A six.
Seth Lind· Panelist1:09
Five-er for me.
Justin Tyler· Panelist1:11
Three for me.
Alden Ford· Host1:12
Justin, for this session you are Quinn Timorin, a level four elf bard, also attending the Open Michael's night. Uh, Justin, you are a graduate of the College of Glamour.
Justin Tyler· Panelist1:22
Yes. Sequins.
Alden Ford· Host1:24
Seth.
Seth Lind· Panelist1:25
Yes.
Alden Ford· Host1:26
You are Snorli Snithers. [laughs] [laughs] A level three dragonborn