The Adventure Zone Royale: Episode 24
5/14/20261 hr 10 min
The Trial of Necromancy, Part III
The trial continues and the competitors must decide who to trust and who to dispatch. But with the numbers of survivors dwindles, the number of zombies increases, forcing some of the wizards to quite literally confront their past actions.
Royale Theme: “Wizard Disco” by Louie Zong: https://louiezong.bandcamp.com/album/wizard-disco
Original Music by Griffin McElroy
Additional Music in this Episode: "VIII", "Skin Writhes Anxious", and "Chewing Devil Grass" by ROZKOL: https://rozkol.bandcamp.com/; "Fireball" and "Night Sky" by Jar of Flies: https://jaroffliesofficial.bandcamp.com/; "Foresight" by Serat: https://blear-moon.com; "PULL" by Nctrnm: https://soundcloud.com/nctrnm; "Grande Vista" by Jason Shaw: https://audionautix.com/; "The Fae" by Mark Lingard: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/mark-lingard/; “If You Can't be the Sun, Be the Sun” by Schemawound http://schemawound.com/; and Taffy Machine" by Kate Kody: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/kate-kody/.
Marsha P. Johnson Institute: https://marshap.org/
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First 90 secondsGriffin McElroy· Host0:00
Previously on Taz Royale.
Travis McElroy· Host0:02
Okay, I'm gonna open the piano and get Doober out.
Griffin McElroy· Host0:05
Hellgrammat, thank, thank you. I, I, I always believed that you were good. I think Scorpo is wrong about you, sir.
Travis McElroy· Host0:12
Yes, he is. I, I, I- You- You're, you're like a nephew to me.
Griffin McElroy· Host0:16
Jane? I, I, I could tell he had that sort of a menacing aura, and I, I, I, I mean, l- l- look at him. He looks kinda scary, and I, I... Fuck.
Travis McElroy· Host0:24
It's o- hey, it's okay.
Griffin McElroy· Host0:25
Uh, she's gonna bolt.
Justin McElroy· Host0:27
And what's that growing out of your shoulders? Whoa.
Griffin McElroy· Host0:30
Whoa.
Justin McElroy· Host0:31
[laughs] It's a cape potion.
Griffin McElroy· Host0:33
You wish to save the ape?
Travis McElroy· Host0:37
And Rictus thinks, "That's my dude."
Griffin McElroy· Host0:39
This ruined world, this hellish contest, these are the wages of the eternal mind. Give them to me, and I'll free you. [upbeat music] Hi, everybody. Welcome back to The Adventure Zone: Taz Royale, our winner-take-all battle royale,