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The 6th Annual Trash Taste Awards | Trash Taste #310

5/29/20262 hr 2 min

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Clips

The Chongqing Slip-Up
“Showering Is A Mental Thing”
Adults Shouldn’t Touch…What?
29-Course Sky-High Feast
Pete Wins…Again

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Speaker 10:00

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  2. Joey· Host0:29

    Welcome to the Trash Taste Awards.

  3. Garnt· Host0:34

    Goddamn it.

  4. Joey· Host0:35

    [laughs] Hey.

  5. Connor· Host0:36

    [clapping] Yay.

  6. Garnt· Host0:36

    [clapping] Oh, our glasses. Get the glasses.

  7. Joey· Host0:41

    That's, that's a- Six years, gentlemen ... that's a thick ult. Oh my God, the sixth annual Trash Taste Awarder.

  8. Connor· Host0:47

    Yeah.

  9. Joey· Host0:47

    Who would've [censored] thought we would make it this far?

  10. Garnt· Host0:49

    Congratulations, gentlemen.

  11. Joey· Host0:50

    Thank you.

  12. Connor· Host0:51

    Uh, I'm wearing the suit jacket, but I will be taking it off, 'cause, uh, it's too hot. [laughs] And also, it's customary to take this, your jacket off when you're sitting.

  13. Joey· Host0:58

    Oh, is it?

  14. Connor· Host0:59

    Yeah.

  15. Joey· Host1:00

    Well, there you go. That just goes to show.

  16. Connor· Host1:02

    Yeah.

  17. Garnt· Host1:02

    Sure.

  18. Joey· Host1:02

    Dude, the only time I wear a fucking suit is the Trash Taste Awards and my friend's weddings.

  19. Garnt· Host1:06

    [laughs] Joey, you look like a Men in Black right now.

  20. Joey· Host1:07

    Right?

  21. Garnt· Host1:08

    [laughs] I think.

  22. Joey· Host1:09

    [laughs] I'm going for the, uh, 2003 Gerard Way look.

  23. Garnt· Host1:12

    Yeah.

  24. Joey· Host1:12

    [laughs] The fucking My Chemical Romance look, you know? Loose tie.

  25. Garnt· Host1:15

    Smells good, that champagne, I'll be real with you fellas.

  26. Joey· Host1:17

    You can smell it from here?

  27. Garnt· Host1:18

    Yeah.

  28. Joey· Host1:18

    You can smell the champagne now?

  29. Garnt· Host1:19

    Yeah, I can smell it.

  30. Connor· Host1:20

    Oh, yeah, I can smell the champagne.

  31. Joey· Host1:21

    How is it, uh, how does it smell, Connor, from there?

  32. Connor· Host1:24

    Mm, fragrant.

  33. Garnt· Host1:25

    Mm, mm.

  34. Joey· Host1:26

    Definitely- Smells like France ... a 2015 vintage

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