The 30s Episode
6/16/202633 min
This episode might be a little shorter than you were expecting. But so is life, and that’s what you start to realize when you’re in your thirties. Your thirties might be the time when the body starts shutting down and kids start coming out of you. You may start asking questions: Is reality satisfying enough? Have you misplayed your hand? Do you believe in free will? Where does the pee come out of a woman? The 30s are a time to reflect and take it all in. Thanks for watching. We respect you!
What happens:
0:00 intro
0:21 work crushes
2:08 freezing contest
4:31 fear of the silent moment
6:23 thirty five
7:02 the thirties conversation
7:34 the life-changing dynamic of having kids
8:05 parenting benny
14:53 having fun in your 30s
17:13 the end of life
18:06 foley artist
18:45 the second mountain
19:55 dave's rep for selfishness
22:45 visual turn-on pictures
23:27 free will, luck & atoms
26:32 bathroom logistics
27:38 urinals
30:06 urine holes
31:32 honeymoon
31:59 projection micro-battle
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Transcript preview
First 90 secondsSpeaker 10:00
[singing] The Dirty Thirty.
Kristin Batalucco· Host0:04
[singing] Fuck me, I'm way past 30.
Speaker 10:08
[laughing] The 30s are a time to reflect and take it all in. See you on the other side. We'll be back again next week.
Kristin Batalucco· Host0:20
[laughing] [cheering] Sometimes in the beginning of our relationship, I would imagine that we were sharing the same floor at work, and that she was, like, a assistant account person for, like, a different brand and- Oh, that's cool ... I would... Yeah, I would- Like sexually? Yeah. I would imagine, like, fucking, like, next to the Xerox machine- ... or whatever. Yeah. I love a work... Crush? Work crushes are so innocent. I think they keep you a little bit alive, but I never crossed the boundaries.
benny blanco· Host0:47
I don't...
Kristin Batalucco· Host0:47
Work crushes, y- you, did, you never had one, right? Any of the refs? He never, like- [laughing] He never worked at, like, a company. No, he worked for the refs. He was one of the refs. Yeah, when we were 13. Yeah, so. When you were work- working in the working world. Yeah. I would dress up the day for your work crush, you know what I mean? Yeah, it got, it got me out of bed 15 minutes earlier.
benny blanco· Host1:04
Who was your biggest work crush?
Kristin Batalucco· Host1:05
It was more of respect, I guess. And it's more often- His name was Respect? Work respect.
benny blanco· Host1:11
His name was Work Respect?
Kristin Batalucco· Host1:13
Would you get a grip. His name wasn't Work Respect.
benny blanco· Host1:17
[laughing] Chuck, who was your work crush? What was her name? Sandy Finkelstein?
Kristin Batalucco· Host1:24
I'm not naming any names. I just remember there was a girl who, like, you know, was a cube adjacent one time. Um- Cube adjacent.