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[upbeat music] Good morning. I'm Claire Murphy. Welcome to the Solo Bureau. I don't know how much you know about how podcasts work in the back end, but they give you a whole bunch of data every day, like how many people listened, obviously, but also where you are, and I'm talking about you listening right now, what gender you are, what platform you're listening on. And I absolutely love that I have a regular listener in Germany. Hello. Good morning to you. Whoever you are, please reach out. Some in Czechia, Canada, Japan, the UK, the US, and one of my favorite places in the entire world, over the ditch in New Zealand. So welcome, international friends. I am gonna go ahead and presume that the majority of you are expats. Megan messaged me yesterday to say thanks for the Substack News because she's able to get it e- from her spot overseas. But if you are able, I'd love to get pics of where you're listening. I know my mate is listening on the farm while she drives heavy machinery, and my city friends are either in the car or on the bus. So wherever you are, please send me a photo. Also, to the people who asked me to restart posting the headlines in Stories because they're getting their news updates while they're still in bed or nursing tiny humans and can't wake people up with any noise yet, I see you. Hopefully, those stories are assisting you in your quest to be well-rested, while also being updated on what's happening in the world around you. Okay. Let's get today underway, shall