Teen Takeovers & Netanyahu’s New Nightmare | The Tim Dillon Show #503
7/11/20261 hr 15 min
Tim discusses the concerning trend known as 'Teen Takeovers', like the one that shut down Newport Beach on the 4th of July, and how a company like Palantir may step in to help. Tim also talks about Netanyahu calling Turkey a new enemy and saying Iran "definitely" has chemical weapons.
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First 90 secondsTim Dillon· Host0:00
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Tim Dillon Show. Iran, Iran, Iran. Iran is back. This, uh, me- come here. Come on. Hey. [smacks lips] Oh, yeah. Iran is back, uh, in the news, uh, because [laughs] we're, uh, bombing them again. They're bombing us again, or they're bombing our bases. We're bombing them, they're bombing us. Mitch McConnell's maybe dead, maybe not. Graham Platner's a rapist. What are you gonna do? [laughs] We cover Platner on the Patreon. Uh, we get into it. We go in depth into the Platner thing, and, um, you know, he's gone and we'll, uh, never hear from him again. Oh. Hold on. Everybody wanted him on, so we're, we're, we're bringing him on. This is his debut, and then we're... We'll do the episode, but... Albert is a British Longhair golden chinchilla cat. He's three months old. Is he in frame?
Annie Rose Ramos· Soundbite1:12
Yeah.
Tim Dillon· Host1:12
And, uh, he's, um, a member of the Restore Britain Party. Wants to restore the sovereignty of Britain. Again, that's him, not me. [laughs] He works with Rupert Lowe. Um, but he's a cool cat. We dig him. All right, you wanna... Yeah. All right.