TCB Spring Breaker: Hey Dad, Who's Calling?

Brian Greene· Host0:00

You know what's so damn annoying about some of you people? You care. There's nothing that drives me more crazy in this world than people that care. So many of you calling and texting and texting and calling and emailing, concerned for my wellbeing, I think, mainly. Because let's face it, if one of us is gonna croak, it's gonna be me. Chrissy's gonna live to 110, and I'm gonna keel over eating cream and cereal next Sunday. Any potatoes? What was I talking about? Oh, yeah, you. You care, and so that means I have to do more work and come on here and explain to you that we're just on spring break. We may or may not have mentioned this was going to happen, but I promise you everything is fine. Chrissy and I will be back on March 31st, streaming live on youtube.com/thecommercialbreak. So do yourself a favor. Run over there, subscribe to the channel, make sure you got notifications on, and then you'll get notified when we go live, which is usually about 1:00 PM Eastern Standard Time. Until then, I have randomly selected, and by randomly, I mean combed through literally hundreds of episodes, to find ones I think you're going to enjoy. So here's another TCB spring break classic. If you're a regular listener of the show, it's a chance to almost laugh twice. And if you're a new listener to the show, well, what in the world are you thinking? Your mama taught you better. We'll see you next week. Until then, let's start the show.

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