[Tavern Tales] Mealwalkers and the Crystal Shards - Ep 00 - Shuffle Off this Portal Coil
12/3/20251 hr 20 min
Snag a barstool and listen to this Tavern Tale told by Micah Risinger and played by Barb, Ben, Blaine, and Chris.
The party creates characters and learns to play the old-school TTRPG "Knave," whilst roleplaying and worldbuilding the backstory of this original adventure: Mealwalkers and the Crystal Shards!
But this is merely the raucous prelude to Episodes 1 and 2, so listen to the rest of the adventure at StinkyDragonPod.com!
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First 90 secondsMudd0:00
This is not a drill, stinkers. For the first time ever, the heart of the bayou is coming to your shelf. It's the official Mudd Youtooz plush, available for preorder right now only at stinkydragonpod.com/mudd. That's with two Ds. Standing a huggable nine inches tall, Mudd is made from the softest moss and soil Gumbo could find. Oh, it also comes with a little Gumbo companion doll too. He's good for cuddling, big furry hugs, and if you're smart, you'll buy an extra one for your animal companion while you're at it too. But listen closely. Like the rare swamp bloom that I am, my plush won't be around for long. Preorders close May 15th. After that, it's gonna wild shape right out of existence. This is the only window to bring it/me home. Don't let this guy wander the bayou alone. Preorder Mudd and Gumbo now at stinkydragonpod.com/mudd. Come on, Gumbo. I could really use a coffee.
Speaker 10:55
This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. May is Mental Health Awareness Month, a reminder that whatever you're going through, you don't have to go through it alone. Life is a journey. Some days feel good, and others feel overwhelming. Whatever's keeping you up at night, it's easy to feel like you have to figure it all out on your own, but the truth is no one has all of the answers, and no journey should be alone. Having someone with you to listen, to understand, and to support you can make all the difference. We all have anxieties, whether you're overwhelmed because of work and household chores, or you're overthinking every interaction you've had with someone you've talked with that day.