Take Your Jeans Off w/ Rick Glassman
4/29/20261 hr 24 min
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 0· Soundbite0:00
[upbeat music] Welcome, welcome, welcome to Your Mom's House.
Tom Segura· Host0:05
Welcome to another episode of Your Mom's House. Uh, Christine's on the road this week. She's doing shows, uh, stand-up comedy shows, and so she's not here today. But sitting in, we're very excited to have for the first time here, uh, you can see tickets, you can get tickets, you can see him on tour right now on the On the Loose tour.
Rick Glassman· Guest0:30
Ricky's on the loose.
Tom Segura· Host0:31
Ricky's on the loose. Uh, at rickglaspen.com/tour. It's Rick Glaspen, everybody. [applause] Look at that.
Rick Glassman· Guest0:39
Yeah, it is. It's a hot room.
Tom Segura· Host0:40
It's a hot room, dude.
Rick Glassman· Guest0:41
We're getting some laughs beforehand.
Tom Segura· Host0:43
Yeah, man. They're, they know the fucking deal.
Rick Glassman· Guest0:45
Wow. Is that a thing? Is that a thing that you ask them?
Tom Segura· Host0:46
Oh, we have pre-show meetings. I'm like, "You don't fucking laugh, you don't fucking work here." Yeah. [laughing] See? He knows.
Rick Glassman· Guest0:53
Are they mic'd up?
Tom Segura· Host0:54
They're, they're mi- I mean, they can get, they can put the mics on.
Rick Glassman· Guest0:57
Yeah, put the mics on.
Tom Segura· Host0:58
Yeah.
Rick Glassman· Guest0:58
What's going on, brother?
Tom Segura· Host0:59
[lip trilling] [laughing] See? You're killing it. You're killing. They know. They know.
Rick Glassman· Guest1:04
I've never met, I've, I've never, I've never met her and, uh, I was sad that she wasn't gonna be here today.
Tom Segura· Host1:08
Yeah, she, um, she left this morning for, um, for Dallas. Do gigs there. She's at... Yeah, mate, bring it home, dude. I'm off tour.
Rick Glassman· Guest1:15
Oh, I was... Uh, that was the picture of her standing up and leaning over to me.
Tom Segura· Host1:18
Yeah, and you're just going like this.
Rick Glassman· Guest1:19
Just grabbing her nipples. Yeah.
Tom Segura· Host1:20
Yeah. [laughs] Pinching her nipples.
Rick Glassman· Guest1:21
Yeah.
Tom Segura· Host1:21
That's good. She liked that a lot.
Rick Glassman· Guest1:22
Yeah.
Tom Segura· Host1:23
Big nipple fan.
Rick Glassman· Guest1:24
Yeah.
Tom Segura· Host1:24
Are you a nipple guy?
Rick Glassman· Guest1:25
I'm a guy. I, I don't, I don't... I'm not saying like, "Hey, you wanna go on a date? Let me see your