Special Announcement: Kid Fury Live June 3rd, 2026

Kid Fury· Host0:00

What's up, y'all? It's Kid Fury here with a special announcement. To my LA family, I will be back on stage doing some stand-up, telling some jokes, and the like. Coming to you live this summer on June third, twenty twenty-six. That's right, I said June third, twenty twenty-sixth. If you don't know, June fourth marks twenty years that I have been telling jokes as Kid Fury. So celebrate good times, come on. That's right, LA, once again on June third, twenty twenty-six, I will be on stage sharing my furious thoughts, talking some shit, and hopefully making your belly hurt from laughter. So pre-sale tickets go up today. General tickets will be on sale on Thursday. Grab them, come out. It's gonna be a great time. Can't wait to see you.

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Kid Fury· Host1:20

Well, it's twenty twenty-six, and I decided that this is the year to finally launch my line of stiletto cut press-on toenails, a thrilling new venture with a