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Smoke This And Your Hair Will Grow

4/30/202630 min

Bill attempts to answer your questions on swimming attire, best dressed rock stars and electrical safety.

The playlist in this episode is called 'Not Quite Evening' and includes:

‘Sometimes Always’ by The Jesus & Mary Chain

‘Would You Rather’ by Pheobe Bridges 

‘We Were Cool’ by Lori McKenna 

‘Tim McGraw’ by Taylor Swift 

‘Love Letter’ by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds 

‘Crazy Face’ by Van Morrison 

You can find a link to the playlist on Spotify here

And you can find it on Apple Music here

The book of the episode is 'Devil in a Blue Dress' by Walter Mosley

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Keep your questions, regrettable band names, lyrics and banned words coming.


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  1. Bill Nighy· Host0:00

    [upbeat jazz music] Good morning, good afternoon, or good evening, depending on where you are on the planet. This is Ill-Advised by Bill Nighy. I am Bill Nighy, and I'm here returning to my quest, which is to answer your questions and not actually make things worse. This is a podcast for people who don't get out much, and when they do, they wish they hadn't. If you wear shorts to the theater and are drawn to the manosphere, there's nothing for you here. Thank you for all your questions, but do try and remember that I know as, about as much about the world and how to answer your question as you do. If you ever catch me answering questions on anything serious like sexual relations or how to get ahead in business, call a cab.

  2. Sarah0:44

    [upbeat jazz music] Hi, Bill. This is Sarah calling from the Cotswolds. I live in a cemetery, which wasn't disclosed on the listing, but I'd flown in to view the property. It was within my budget, and I, I like the dead quiet. My problem is that couriers usually won't deliver packages, thinking no one would be mad enough to live in a cemetery. I once had a spooked cab driver leave me outside the gates at 2:00 AM, as he didn't want to enter, and a late-night pizza delivery guy aborting delivery thinking he was being punked. There's no house number, but the previous owners graciously changed the name from Cemetery Lodge to something a lot nicer. But I feel I'm doomed to Miss Havisham it out in

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