Smells
4/22/20261 hr 11 min
The bean machine emits most known smells most days as a byproduct of its relentless toil. In a few short moments the aromas belched forth could be resinous, minty, jazzy, agricultural or anything in between. Something it has never spat out, however, is the topic of smells but that’s all changed now thanks to Andrew of Bremen, Dorset. Tune in for a gripping discourse on the difference between Eau de Cologne (water from the city of Cologne) and Odour Cologne (the smell of the city of Cologne which is Eau de Cologne which is water from the city of Cologne) and more!!!
With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.
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First 90 secondsHenry Paker· Host0:00
[upbeat music] Speak, speak, ye Muses of banter. [laughs] [laughs] Speak to us so that we may relay your tale.
Mike Wozniak· Host0:26
Oh, who are you talking to?
Henry Paker· Host0:28
Yeah.
Mike Wozniak· Host0:28
I'm just, I'm just trying to summon the Muses of, of chat for one last, for one last episode this series. That's right. It's the end of the series. It's the end of the series.
Henry Paker· Host0:36
It is.
Mike Wozniak· Host0:36
We got there together, people. We did it. [laughs] And think about some of those highlights. [laughs] [laughs] Who could forget? [laughs] The bi- yeah. Um- There was a... Yeah. When we talked briefly about Francois Mitterrand program. Ah, the Mitterrand section. [laughs] It was eye-opening, wasn't it?
Henry Paker· Host1:00
And eye-watering.
Mike Wozniak· Host1:01
And eye-watering at the same time. Which will happen if something is eye-opening for long enough eventually. And who can forget- Mm ... our big interview? Oh, yeah.
Henry Paker· Host1:11
Our special guest.
Mike Wozniak· Host1:12
Our special guest. Pan Jean Dondan. [laughs] Pan Jean Dondan.
Henry Paker· Host1:16
[laughs] The King of Andorra.
Mike Wozniak· Host1:18
[laughs] [laughs] With his synth band. [laughs] Yeah, I don't think his team understood the podcast. I think, 'cause I think he'd thought