Sleepy Pines

Jon Grilz· Host0:00

I don't know about you, but I like keeping my money where I can see it. That's why I hired a contractor to draw up plans for a transparent Scrooge McDuck-style vault. When he asked me how I was gonna pay for construction, I told him simple, with all the money I'll be saving by switching over to Mint Mobile. And after he stopped staring blankly at me, he said that was all well and good, but he didn't think that was gonna be enough. That's when I told him how much I'm currently paying for my family's cell phone plan versus the fact that Mint Mobile premium wireless plans start at fifteen bucks a month. At which point he told me that that sounds like a great deal, and I was all like, "Yeah, it's an amazing deal. I just wish I had decided to switch over sooner to a company like Mint Mobile that can meet or even exceed the call quality of my old provider." Then the contractor asked me why I was covered in blood and whose blood it was. I told him to mind his business unless he wanted to find out, and the next thing I knew, I was waking up on the sidewalk. It's like people don't even wanna work anymore. I didn't even get a chance to tell him that if you like money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop plans at mintmobile.com/creepy. That's mintmobile.com/creepy. You know what? I'll do it myself after I take a shower. Seriously, where did all this blood come from? Doesn't even taste like mine. What is going on with me anymore? Upfront payments of forty-five dollars for three months, five gigabyte plan required, equivalent to fifteen dollars a month. New customer offer for first three months only, then full price plan options