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LuAnna: The Podcast

'She's the prostitute, but she's the wife. It's genius.'

6/22/20261 hr 1 min

On this week's LuAnna: we're back to business with a late night record for Anna and Lu, Lu fresh off a plane from Spain, and Anna fresh from being exposed on the loo in from of 12 self checkouts in the supermarket (thanks Elle). Dixie's about to turn 16 and we're reminiscing the good old days of smokes behind school and Anna's memorable first day at senior school.

Plus, the UK social media ban for under 16s and what it that means for parents, a BDSM wishlist becomes public knowledge, a genius LuFannian who became her husband's paid Dominatrix to save their marriage, Lee Andrews is BACK and DO NOT TURN UP EARLY TO LU'S HOUSE. You've been warned.

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Clips

DIY Dominatrix Awakening
GCSE Revision Wank Confession
UK Under-16s Social Ban
Supermarket Loo Humiliation
Luisa Hates Early Arrivals

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Speaker 10:00

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  2. Anna Williamson· Host0:34

    Be warned, it's Luana, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants, and general explicit content, but you know you love it.

  3. Luisa Zissman· Host0:44

    I have never really been into this before, but it awoke something I thought was long gone.

  4. Anna Williamson· Host0:50

    How do you feel, Zisbags, having a 16-year-old? I'm bald. Social media is to be banned for under 16s in the UK.

  5. Luisa Zissman· Host0:59

    I [beep] a lot during my GCSE revision.

  6. Anna Williamson· Host1:03

    I'm not gonna lie, Lu, got a little tingle in the mingle.

  7. Luisa Zissman· Host1:05

    [upbeat music] Hola.

  8. Anna Williamson· Host1:12

    Guten tag. Bonjour, bonsoir.

  9. Luisa Zissman· Host1:15

    Bonsoir.

  10. Anna Williamson· Host1:16

    Ooh, it's Luana.

  11. Luisa Zissman· Host1:17

    It's Luana. It's a late one, guys.

  12. Anna Williamson· Host1:18

    We're doing a little cheeky evening record for you tonight.

  13. Luisa Zissman· Host1:21

    It's nearly 8:30 PM.

  14. Anna Williamson· Host1:23

    Oh, yes.

  15. Luisa Zissman· Host1:24

    It's late for us.

  16. Anna Williamson· Host1:25

    Oh, I'm tired.

  17. Luisa Zissman· Host1:25

    I'm in bed by now.

  18. Anna Williamson· Host1:26

    [laughs] Oh, I'm tired, Lu.

  19. Luisa Zissman· Host1:27

    Tired.

  20. Anna Williamson· Host1:28

    A- and I'm not gonna lie, this might... We

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