S4 Ep. 7 - Vent Horizon
5/5/20261 hr 43 min
Alexa order the latest Hardy boys please my credit card number is 4242 5743 3089 7611 exp 02/20 ccv 942
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 00:00
Dungeons and Daddies is a rowdy, horny, violent podcast for grownups. Content warnings can be found in the episode description.
Speaker 10:07
Bumblebee, Katie.
Speaker 20:12
All right, boys and girls, if you can hear me, clap once. [claps] If you can hear me, clap twice. [claps] If you can hear me, clap three times. [claps] Good. Now, boys and girls, today we'll be continuing to practice our popcorn reading on the brand-new Hardy Boys adventure.
Speaker 10:28
Hooray. Yay.
Speaker 20:30
[clapping] Where were we?
Speaker 30:32
Chapter six, Mrs. Robinette.
Speaker 20:34
That's right. Billy, take it away, and we'll switch readers every paragraph, so pay attention, everybody.
Speaker 40:41
Ahem. The outer hatch cycled open. Joe stepped forward carefully. "And yet someone managed to send a distress call." "Or wanted us to think they did," Frank replied. The corridor beyond was dim, lit only by the ghostly glow of what seemed like animal enclosures, and accompanied by a dull, repetitive sound, unh, unh, unh, with a wheezy breathlessness that stopped the Hardy Boys in their tracks.
Matthew Arnold· Host1:09
Frank drew up short as the corridor widened into a row of glass-fronted chambers. "Joe, tell me I'm seeing this right." Inside the nearest enclosure, two squids with horse heads rocked rhythmically atop a squeaky but well-maintained mattress, occasionally whinnying, right, whi- whinnying, as