S3 Ep. 37 - John He Be Good
11/4/20252 hr 26 min
The Screams make a very important call.
This episode contains Profanity, Violence, Sexual Content, Drug/Alcohol Use.
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DM is Will Campos
Kelsey Grammar is Matt Arnold
Francis Farnsworth is Anthony Burch
Trudy Trout is Beth May
Blake Lively is Freddie Wong
Theme song is “A Hole in the Stars” by Maxton Waller
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First 90 secondsFreddie Wong· Host0:00
Hey, folks, this is Freddy.
Matt Arnold· Host0:01
And Matt.
Freddie Wong· Host0:01
We're making another movie. This- No way. Yeah, dude. This one, a martial arts action comedy called Nail House, about two brothers defending their family dumpling restaurant from an evil tech company who wants their land. We got a fight scene already done. You can watch it on YouTube, and you can support our crowdfund now, but time is running out. We've got all the usual things you might expect from a crowdfund: DVDs, Blu-rays, posters.
Matt Arnold· Host0:22
Cool merch for the Mama Wong's Dumpling Shop, the dumpling shop in the movie.
Freddie Wong· Host0:26
But specifically for you D&D heads, here's what we got cooking up. Dumpling dice, so-called inclusion dice. Dice with stuff in it.
Matt Arnold· Host0:34
These are my favorite dice we've made because they got little dumplings in them, and here's the thing. They don't just come in a normal little container. They come in one of those dumpling steamer baskets. It's very cute. I love them.
Freddie Wong· Host0:44
We're making those in conjunction with Fanroll, and if you happen to be backing our Patreon, either the Daddies Patreon or the RocketJump Patreon, we have a special exclusive tier only for you.
Matt Arnold· Host0:54
It's cheaper.
Freddie Wong· Host0:55
It's cheaper.
Matt Arnold· Host0:56
That's, that's what's special about it.
Freddie Wong· Host0:57
That's what's special about it.
Matt Arnold· Host0:57
It's cheaper.
Freddie Wong· Host0:58
[laughs] Find that and more on our crowdfund at nailhouse.film, or just check the description of this episode for the links. Thank you.
Beth May· Host1:05
Dungeons and Daddies is a rowdy, horny, violent podcast for grownups. Content warnings can be found in the episode description.
Speaker 3· Soundbite1:13
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