S3 Ep. 35 - The Head Sullivan Show

Anthony Burch· Guest0:00

Dungeons and Daddies is a rowdy, horny, violent podcast for grown-ups. Content warnings can be found in the episode description.

Speaker 10:07

[upbeat music] Your kids will love McDonald's Teen Happy Meal. It's food and fun in a box. It's a hamburger or a cheeseburger, regular size fries, a hand job, and a vape pen. It all comes in a Teen Happy Meal box, with games, puzzles, a poncho made out of your dad's skin, and a toy.

Speaker 20:26

A toy?

Speaker 10:27

It's a hamburger or a cheeseburger, regular size fries, a hand job, the severed head of your robotic housewife friend, and McNuggets that make you cum.

Speaker 20:33

Dad, I'm gonna- Son, wait till we get home. Oh, fuck. I'm gonna... Oh, fuck.

Anthony Burch· Guest0:38

Son.

Speaker 10:38

McDonald's, nobody can do it like McDonald's can.

Speaker 30:42

[rock music] Welcome to- Whoa.

Anthony Burch· Guest1:02

Whoa.

Speaker 31:03

The Peachville Horror- [gasps] ... a Dungeons and Daddies subtitle, season three. Fuck, I'm fucking it up.

Anthony Burch· Guest1:11

No, no, no, you're doing great. You're doing great. You're doing great.

Speaker 31:13

Okay. Okay.

Anthony Burch· Guest1:14

The power of the charming, Beth. Charming.

Speaker 31:14

Okay, let me start again. Let me start again. Okay. Okay. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. [inhales] Welcome to Dungeons and Daddies, not a BDSM podcast.

Anthony Burch· Guest1:23

Uh-uh.

Speaker 31:23

This season, a Peachville podcast.

Anthony Burch· Guest1:26

Oh, wow.

Speaker 31:26

That's right, welcome to The Peachville Horror. Horror.