S3 Ep. 34 - The Two BB Problem
9/23/20251 hr 24 min
The Screams are seein' double!
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DM is Will Campos
Kelsey Grammar is Matt Arnold
Francis Farnsworth is Anthony Burch
Trudy Trout is Beth May
Blake Lively is Freddie Wong
Theme song is “A Hole in the Stars” by Maxton Waller
Annissa...
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First 90 secondsWill Campos· Host0:00
Dungeons and Daddies is a rowdy, horny, violent podcast for grownups. Content warnings can be found in the description. [upbeat music] Welcome to Pod Save Zuzell. I'm John Fapra.
Freddie Wong· Host0:27
I'm John Lovett.
Will Campos0:28
I'm Dan Pfeiffer.
Matthew Arnold· Host0:29
I'm Tommy Vietor.
Will Campos· Host0:30
Hey, we've got all four bros on the pod today.
Freddie Wong· Host0:31
It's a real Lassie/Lone Ranger crossover.
Matthew Arnold· Host0:34
I was gonna say Lucy meets Superman, but you do you.
Will Campos0:36
Does that make me Superman in this metaphor?
Freddie Wong· Host0:38
Dan, I always got more of a Mrs. McGillicuddy vibe from you.
Will Campos0:40
Wow, don't know whether to be flattered or insulted by that.
Will Campos· Host0:43
Lots to talk about today. The anti-Zuzell resistance just can't stop taking Ls. We'll talk about the capture of the Guttural Screams, reactions to Monday's execution of Scrippy. Hey, remember that guy?
Freddie Wong· Host0:54
He's the Mrs. McGillicuddy of the Guttural Screams, right?
Will Campos0:57
Wait, does that make me the Scrippy of this pod?
Will Campos· Host0:59
Ouch. Tough blow, Dan. We'll also talk about Speaker Kelsey's erratic behavior at the execution ceremony, then we'll discuss how Dems should respond to a new TimesSiena poll that shows the party 10 points underwater with Gen Z, which is of course the nickname for the first generation of voters born under the reign of Lord Zuzell.
Freddie Wong· Host1:17
Yeah, it's, uh, not great, John.
Will Campos· Host1:18
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