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S10 EP12: Jack Whitehall (Video Edition)

4/17/202636 min

Jack Whitehall returns - and within minutes we’re into kebabs, cab drivers and chalk phalluses.There’s the spiralling of his stag do, a near miss with the Daily Mail, and the realities of tour life (including when stand-up goes very wrong). Plus: travelling with kids, naked yoga, Chernobyl as a tourist destination… and one truly grim fox encounter.Prepare to brace... this escalates fast.00:00 Jack’s back (and Alan’s still not over the stag do snub)01:00 The cab driver story… and the kebab incident03:00 Drunk disasters & unforgettable nights05:30 Jack’s stag do: Soho, Guinness & Roasts08:00 When the Daily Mail is watching (and you poo next to a dead fox)11:00 Travelling with kids vs pre-kid holidays13:30 Wedding plans & expensive decisions15:30 Stand-up struggles: bombing on stage18:00 Jack's touring plans: UK, Australia & beyond20:30 Performing internationally & “reference checking” jokes22:30 Travels with Dad: naked yoga & Spitfires25:00 Chernobyl tourism (yes, really)27:00 Ukraine, Moldova & a chalk phallus30:00 The quick-fire round chaos32:00 Final thoughts… and taxi driver trauma revisited#JackWhitehall #AlanCarr #PodcastComedy #TravelPodcast #BritishComedy #StagDoStories #StandUpComedy #SohoLondon #Chernobyl #TravelStories #ComedyPodcast #UKPodcasts #FunnyStories #CelebrityPodcast #KebabGate (4) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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First 90 seconds
  1. Speaker 00:00

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  2. Speaker 10:14

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  3. Jack Whitehall· Guest0:30

    [upbeat music] That was a really [laughs] interesting pivot from the Ukraine.

  4. Alan Carr· Host0:38

    You know, I would- it just came into my head and I remember I've always wanted to go up there.

  5. Jack Whitehall· Guest0:43

    I bet.

  6. Alan Carr· Host0:44

    [laughs] Well, yeah. Phwoar.

  7. Jack Whitehall· Guest0:45

    Phwoar.

  8. Alan Carr· Host0:47

    Whu.

  9. Jack Whitehall· Guest0:47

    Whu.

  10. Alan Carr· Host0:47

    Ride it shaft. [laughs] Oh, look who we've got on board. It's frequent flyer- Yes ... Jack Whitehall, you're back.

  11. Jack Whitehall· Guest0:57

    This is- what an honor to be asked back. A return visit.

  12. Alan Carr· Host1:00

    I know, I know. We had so much fun last time.

  13. Jack Whitehall· Guest1:03

    It was so wonderful.

  14. Alan Carr· Host1:04

    Do you know what? I just think me and you, we get on, don't we?

  15. Jack Whitehall· Guest1:07

    We do.

  16. Alan Carr· Host1:08

    We do.

  17. Jack Whitehall· Guest1:09

    Kindred spirits.

  18. Alan Carr· Host1:09

    We are. And do you know what? I really see you as a, a confidant, a friend. So imagine my surprise when I go on the Mail Online and I see your stag do.

  19. Jack Whitehall· Guest1:21

    Mm.

  20. Alan Carr· Host1:21

    Yeah.

  21. Jack Whitehall· Guest1:22

    Yeah.

  22. Alan Carr· Host1:23

    Yeah.

  23. Jack Whitehall· Guest1:23

    I feel- And with an Alan Carr sized hole. [laughs] I just- What the fuck? I just don't know-

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