S10 EP12: Jack Whitehall (Video Edition)
4/17/202636 min
Jack Whitehall returns - and within minutes we’re into kebabs, cab drivers and chalk phalluses.There’s the spiralling of his stag do, a near miss with the Daily Mail, and the realities of tour life (including when stand-up goes very wrong). Plus: travelling with kids, naked yoga, Chernobyl as a tourist destination… and one truly grim fox encounter.Prepare to brace... this escalates fast.00:00 Jack’s back (and Alan’s still not over the stag do snub)01:00 The cab driver story… and the kebab incident03:00 Drunk disasters & unforgettable nights05:30 Jack’s stag do: Soho, Guinness & Roasts08:00 When the Daily Mail is watching (and you poo next to a dead fox)11:00 Travelling with kids vs pre-kid holidays13:30 Wedding plans & expensive decisions15:30 Stand-up struggles: bombing on stage18:00 Jack's touring plans: UK, Australia & beyond20:30 Performing internationally & “reference checking” jokes22:30 Travels with Dad: naked yoga & Spitfires25:00 Chernobyl tourism (yes, really)27:00 Ukraine, Moldova & a chalk phallus30:00 The quick-fire round chaos32:00 Final thoughts… and taxi driver trauma revisited#JackWhitehall #AlanCarr #PodcastComedy #TravelPodcast #BritishComedy #StagDoStories #StandUpComedy #SohoLondon #Chernobyl #TravelStories #ComedyPodcast #UKPodcasts #FunnyStories #CelebrityPodcast #KebabGate (4) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 00:00
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Speaker 10:14
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Jack Whitehall· Guest0:30
[upbeat music] That was a really [laughs] interesting pivot from the Ukraine.
Alan Carr· Host0:38
You know, I would- it just came into my head and I remember I've always wanted to go up there.
Jack Whitehall· Guest0:43
I bet.
Alan Carr· Host0:44
[laughs] Well, yeah. Phwoar.
Jack Whitehall· Guest0:45
Phwoar.
Alan Carr· Host0:47
Whu.
Jack Whitehall· Guest0:47
Whu.
Alan Carr· Host0:47
Ride it shaft. [laughs] Oh, look who we've got on board. It's frequent flyer- Yes ... Jack Whitehall, you're back.
Jack Whitehall· Guest0:57
This is- what an honor to be asked back. A return visit.
Alan Carr· Host1:00
I know, I know. We had so much fun last time.
Jack Whitehall· Guest1:03
It was so wonderful.
Alan Carr· Host1:04
Do you know what? I just think me and you, we get on, don't we?
Jack Whitehall· Guest1:07
We do.
Alan Carr· Host1:08
We do.
Jack Whitehall· Guest1:09
Kindred spirits.
Alan Carr· Host1:09
We are. And do you know what? I really see you as a, a confidant, a friend. So imagine my surprise when I go on the Mail Online and I see your stag do.
Jack Whitehall· Guest1:21
Mm.
Alan Carr· Host1:21
Yeah.
Jack Whitehall· Guest1:22
Yeah.
Alan Carr· Host1:23
Yeah.
Jack Whitehall· Guest1:23
I feel- And with an Alan Carr sized hole. [laughs] I just- What the fuck? I just don't know-