Rub & Tug
5/8/202613 min
Ever wonder what it’s actually like to get a “happy ending” massage?
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First 90 secondsDan Savage· Host0:00
[upbeat music] You're listening to After Action Report at savage.love.
August· Guest0:07
After Action Report.
Dan Savage· Host0:11
Welcome to After Action Report, where my listeners, Savage Lovecast listeners, confide in me, the host of the Savage Lovecast, about a new sexual adventure that they went on. And you too, they're confiding in you too. They know we're recording. This week, if you dare, enter the twilight world of the middle-aged Midwestern dad. What do those guys get up to on their lunch hour? We're about to find out. Joining me for this After Action Report, August. August, how are you?
August· Guest0:38
I'm great. How are you, Dan?
Dan Savage· Host0:39
Really good. Thank you for being here. Before we get to the new thing that you tried, tell us a little bit about who you are.
August· Guest0:45
I am a middle-aged dad type living in the Midwest.
Dan Savage· Host0:49
So many middle-aged dad types living in the Midwest. What would we do without middle-aged dad types living in the Midwest? Every interesting person on the coast is the product of a middle-aged dad type living in the Midwest. So middle-aged dad type August living in the Midwest, what is it that you tried? What was the new thing you did?
August· Guest1:07
Uh, I went for a happy ending massage.
Dan Savage· Host1:10
Oh my gosh. Where?
August· Guest1:12
Um, a spa near my home.
Dan Savage· Host1:14
Okay. And whose idea was this? And was it... Are you partnered? Is, was it okay with your partner for you to visit a rub and tug massage place?
August· Guest1:25
Yeah. It was something I was looking on the online, and, uh, um,