road closure

Speaker 10:00

This is a late night traffic advisory for all drivers in the region. County Route Six is closed after dark until further notice. Multiple reports have been received from drivers who have used the road and arrived at their destination without any memory of the journey itself, often attributing a form of highway hypnosis to the incident, claiming the spacing between the seams in the concrete create a sort of auditory depressant. This has been determined to be inaccurate. Vehicles appear to travel the route normally with no signs of damage or deviation, but drivers consistently report a complete absence of recollection for the duration of the drive. If you find yourself at your destination and cannot remember how you arrived, remain inside your vehicle. Do not exit immediately. Check your mirrors, confirm your surroundings, and wait for assistance if possible. Road assistant crews have been dispatched and are available twenty-four hours a day in the areas reporting the highest instance. If you are unavailable to wait for assistance and location confirmation, please proceed with caution. Local authorities are currently investigating the cause. Until further notice, avoid the route entirely after sunset. If you begin driving, are available to maintain all your facilities, and notice the road seems longer than it should be, turn around immediately if turning around is still possible. If not, we cannot confirm the assistance will be available.