Relaxed Fit: The 5th Annual Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
3/27/20261 hr 26 min
Spring has sprung, and the bell has rung! Hold on to your jock straps, sports fans, because things are heatin' up - right on time, it's the Last Podcast On the Left Annual March Madness of Murder...Tag Team Edition! That's right, this year our contestants are teamin' up to compete for survival, and if that's not enough, there's a brand new element in play - a roll of the dice will determine the unique location of each battle! Many will fall... but only one team can survive.
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Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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First 90 secondsBen Kissel· Host0:00
[upbeat music] There's no place to escape to.
Henry Zebrowski· Host0:02
This is the last stop.
Ed Larson· Guest0:04
On the left.
Ben Kissel· Host0:05
[laughs] Rise from your grave.
Marcus Parks· Host0:09
That's when the cannibalism started.
Henry Zebrowski· Host0:10
What was that?
Ed Larson· Guest0:13
[tense music] Oh, shit!
Marcus Parks· Host0:16
[upbeat music] Oh.
Ed Larson· Guest0:21
I met John Tesh several days ago. [laughs] So I was- God, Greg, how long are you gonna dine out on this shit? Truly one of the- Jesus fucking Christ ... peaks- [laughs] ... of my time.
Marcus Parks· Host0:32
Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski· Host0:33
Yeah.
Marcus Parks· Host0:33
And without telling us, still not telling us where you met John Tesh. You just said a mall-like place?
Ed Larson· Guest0:39
I can't have people find me where I frequent.
Henry Zebrowski· Host0:42
[laughs] Yeah.
Ed Larson· Guest0:43
You know how I frequent places- Uh-huh ... and I can't be mobbed- Yeah. [laughs] ... where I go. I don't want it, or mogged. I don't wanna be place mogged.
Henry Zebrowski· Host0:51
Yeah, place mogged. Yeah.
Marcus Parks· Host0:53
Oh.
Ed Larson· Guest0:53
Well, I'll tell you where you can find me, Jersey Mike's.
Henry Zebrowski· Host0:56
[laughs] Yeah, buddy.
Ed Larson· Guest0:57
That's where I am. If you know I'm in town, and there's a Jersey Mike's close by, you know I'm getting that fucking meat slice. [laughs] [laughs] But when I heard John Tesh's colostomy bag a-jingling jangling, I knew, oh, wait a second. What month is it? [laughs] Oh, shit. It's time for March Madness.
Marcus Parks· Host1:18
Welcome to Last Podcast- Whoa ... on the Left, ladies and gentlemen. This is the fifth annual Last Podcast on the Left March Madness of Murder and Mayhem. My name is Marcus Parks. I'm here with my main man, Henry Zabrowski.
Henry Zebrowski· Host1:29
My name is