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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

[REDACTED] Is In The Epstein Files?!

2/25/20261 hr 7 min

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Clips

Faking The Hamster Funeral
"Fart N-Word" Debate
Bert In Epstein Files?
Laser My Asshole Hair
Tree Sap In Urethra

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Speaker 0· Panelist0:00

    [upbeat music] Wel- welcome, welcome to your mom's house.

  2. Speaker 10:07

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  3. Christina Pazsitzky· Host0:41

    Oh, look at that face!

  4. Tom Segura· Host0:42

    Yes, ma'am.

  5. Christina Pazsitzky· Host0:44

    How you doing, Fart N-word? [blows raspberry] [laughing] I hope we were rolling. [laughing] Um, how great is Fart N-word?

  6. Tom Segura· Host0:55

    Well, yeah.

  7. Christina Pazsitzky· Host0:55

    I can't stop watching it. I've been watching it- I know there's so many people that haven't seen it, you know? [laughing] We have to share.

  8. Tom Segura· Host1:03

    And I think they're probably just going, like, "What are we..." Well, I have it. If you want me to share it, I will.

  9. Christina Pazsitzky· Host1:08

    Words.

  10. Tom Segura· Host1:11

    Um- Dude, your face looks great. Does it?

  11. Christina Pazsitzky· Host1:15

    Your face... Your face looks great.

  12. Tom Segura· Host1:17

    Thanks.

  13. Christina Pazsitzky· Host1:18

    You got a great... Look at that pretty mouth. [blows air] I never get to see that.

  14. Tom Segura· Host1:23

    You see, I know, it's so strange to me.

  15. Christina Pazsitzky· Host1:26

    You have, like, such a pretty face.

  16. Tom Segura· Host1:28

    You think I'm a pretty lady?

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