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Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade

R Rated Jokes & The Shuffler Ghost

4/27/20261 hr

The guys swap R-rated jokes they’ve been pitched mid-flight, preview their upcoming Netflix Is a Joke appearance (get tickets), and break down David’s run-in with the Shuffler Ghost. Plus: Buzzing Around and news, including the Prom Principal and Dana’s secret life exposed.

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Clips

Drunk Passenger’s NC-17 Jokes
Haunted Hotel: The Shuffler
AI And Hollywood’s Next Act
Prom King Hero
“Don’t Get Cute” Riff

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Dana Carvey· Host0:00

    You did see NC, is that what they say? NC-17?

  2. David Spade· Host0:03

    NC-17, yeah. Not safe for work.

  3. Dana Carvey· Host0:05

    But weren't most of these jokes in Busboys? I'm just saying.

  4. David Spade· Host0:08

    No, these are too rough for Busboys. Honestly, they're too rough for Busboys.

  5. Dana Carvey· Host0:10

    You get cute, it's not gonna end f- it won't end well for you. How'd that work out for them? How'd that work out for them?

  6. David Spade· Host0:16

    Right?

  7. Dana Carvey· Host0:16

    They got cute.

  8. David Spade· Host0:17

    [laughs] I haven't heard get cute for so long. I'm getting tingly in my underpants.

  9. Dana Carvey· Host0:22

    I feel funny like when I used to climb the rope in gym class.

  10. David Spade· Host0:27

    [beep] Garth is the horniest- [laughs] ... shoulder sh- We gotta get you in the gym when- [laughs] Fa- fasten your seatbelt.

  11. Dana Carvey· Host0:35

    Ah.

  12. David Spade· Host0:36

    Ah.

  13. Dana Carvey· Host0:36

    Ugh.

  14. David Spade· Host0:37

    Ah.

  15. Dana Carvey· Host0:37

    Ah.

  16. David Spade· Host0:38

    Got it. [upbeat music] Are we starting? It's Heather's birthday, that's what we're starting with.

  17. Dana Carvey· Host0:43

    I know.

  18. David Spade· Host0:44

    Heather, are you excited?

  19. Dana Carvey· Host0:45

    Hey.

  20. Heather Santoro0:46

    Mm-mm.

  21. David Spade· Host0:47

    No, she got sick on that gal dang last run of gigs. She came out, she doesn't always come out, but she came out to Nashville- Ugh ... and saw Busboys with me and Theo, and then- Mm-hmm ... she flew back, and there was a guy hacking and snorting and coughing right behind her, and she saw it coming.

  22. Heather Santoro1:07

    He was next to me.

  23. David Spade· Host1:08

    He what?

  24. Heather Santoro1:09

    He was right next to me.

  25. David Spade· Host1:10

    Oh, he's next to you. Mm-mm.

  26. Heather Santoro1:12

    He had a chance once, blew his nose the whole, one handkerchief the whole time.

  27. David Spade· Host1:16

    Just kept blowing his nose, digging in that filthy seat back.

  28. Dana Carvey· Host1:19

    Yeah.

  29. David Spade· Host1:20

    Stuffing it back in.

  30. Dana Carvey· Host1:21

    Knuckle, knuckle deep.

  31. David Spade· Host1:23

    [laughs] Knuckle deep in that seat back. Filthiest place in the world.

  32. Dana Carvey· Host1:28

    Yeah.

  33. David Spade· Host1:28

    Soaking his wet hanky

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