Protestant Therapy is Grinding Your Teeth | The Reformation (Part 2/4)
5/21/20261 hr 4 min
The Devil Is In Your Bowels. The Reformation (Part Two) Pre-order Fin's book here: https://linktr.ee/FinTaylorBook Suits by Beggars Run: www.beggarsrun.com The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - These Are My Prayer Beads 03:21 - Incestmaxxing 09:11 - Back Against The Wall 14:06 - More Poo (Sorry) 18:25 - Scatology 26:00 - Pooey Castle 30:22 - Emos Are Protestant 33:48 - The Communist Aesthetic 37:55 - Fin Fat Taylor 42:51- Hitler’s Bath Water 47:05 - Dream Threesome 51:26 - Protestant Poetry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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First 90 secondsFin Taylor· Host0:00
They say history is written by the winners, but it is kept alive by losers. Boring people with sad lives and body odor, National Trust employees are, in a way, their own kind of ruin. Much like this 12th century abbey, their genitals have long since been abandoned, and now lie crumbling to be visited only by the very ugly.
Horatio Gould· Host0:18
Uh, excuse me.
Fin Taylor· Host0:20
But if history is written by the winners, who is history written for? Well, the answer is obviously men. Not you. Go away. Women, of course, have fiction, novels, but that's not for men. Why should I care about some made-up horny Irish people? History is about so much more than looking around a shit building staffed by sexless fatties.
Horatio Gould· Host0:40
[singing] Boring.
Fin Taylor· Host0:44
What are you still doing here? History can get the blood pumping, things like tank battles, amphibious landings, the exploitation of indigenous communities. This is history that gets a man rock hard, when we talk about things like slavery, war crimes, or genocides. It's high time we realized that not all history is created equal, and that's why I'm delighted to announce that my first book, The History of Mankind in Its Entirety, brackets Abridged, an Unsupervised PhD, is available now to pre-order in hardback or audiobook if you're thick.
Horatio Gould· Host1:17
Oi, have you got permission to film here?
Speaker 31:23
At first, I didn't think it was real. I woke up to this blinding light, and I was transported to another place.