Pretty Little Episode #94
6/5/202624 min
Fortune and Mae give advice on feeling your handsomest and walk a mile in a teacher's gym shoes on a super-sweet Pretty Little Episode!
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First 90 secondsHeadGum Announcer0:00
[electronic sounds] This is a HeadGum podcast.
Mae Martin· Host0:03
Checking Allstate first could save you hundreds on car insurance. Not checking to see whether the bus driver on my tour bus likes to gossip about the people who ride his bus, big mistake. I don't wanna become known for being the person who clogged the bus toilet, but I'm pretty sure he's gonna tell everybody.
Tig Notaro· Host0:20
Yeah, checking first is handsome, so check Allstate first for an auto quote. It could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings vary, subject to terms, conditions, and availability. Allstate North American Insurance Company and affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois.
HeadGum Announcer0:37
Handsome Pod. Chatting with friends on the Handsome Pod. Chatting with friends on the Handsome Pod.
Mae Martin· Host0:46
Pretty little episode. [glass clinking] Welcome to a pretty little episode of the Handsome Podcast. I'm one of your pretty little hosts, Mae Martin. I'm joined by...
Fortune Feimster· Host0:59
Fortune Feimster.
Mae Martin· Host1:00
And of course Thomas, always looking beautiful. Thank you. [laughs] So gorgeous with that- Thank you. Thank you. I'm working ... mustache, moustache. I wonder if I could grow one, like a really solid one if I, if I would. I think, I think I could, I could do it.
Fortune Feimster· Host1:17
I don't know. Blonde hair in general- Oh, you'd think...
Mae Martin· Host1:20
Mm ...
Fortune Feimster· Host1:21
is light... You know, h- harder, um, and usually not as coarse.
Mae Martin· Host1:24
Right, I would have, like, a soft little pubey mustache.
Fortune Feimster· Host1:27
Like a pe- like a peach fuzz sort of sitch.