Premier League honey
5/4/202653 min
Delicious twists at both ends of the table this weekend! Marcus, Pete, Jim and Vish shine the Ramble spotlight on it all.
Spurs finally got their act together, while Arsenal got their mojo back to truly unite all of north London. Manchester United are also officially back in the Champions League, but another lengthy handball review leads Pete to ask some particularly searching questions about fingernails. Join us!
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First 90 secondsJim Campbell· Host0:00
Yeah, he's called the local ho- um, literally Local Honeyman [laughs] Love that.
Pete Donaldson· Host0:04
So w- I mean, when Leon say Bee Company, they haven't got any, they haven't got any honey.
Jim Campbell· Host0:09
Mm.
Pete Donaldson· Host0:09
That's your one fucking job, lads.
Marcus Speller· Host0:11
[laughs] They just sell bees.
Pete Donaldson· Host0:12
They sell... Well, they sell- You want a bee? [laughs] A bee.
Marcus Speller· Host0:15
Make your own honey like a real man.
Pete Donaldson· Host0:17
[laughs] Motherfuckers.
Marcus Speller· Host0:20
All right, Peter.
Pete Donaldson· Host0:21
Motherfuckers. [laughs] Motherfucking Lee Bee Company. The Bee Lees.
Jim Campbell· Host0:25
Lee?
Pete Donaldson· Host0:26
Unbelievable.
Marcus Speller· Host0:27
The jigsaw jazz and the get fresh flow, everybody. Welcome to the Football Ramble. Arsenal extend their lead and Spurs were superb. It's Monday, 4th of May. I'm Marcus Spell.
Pete Donaldson· Host0:36
I'm Pete Donaldson.
Jim Campbell· Host0:37
I'm Jim Campbell.
Marcus Speller· Host0:38
And I'm Vidit Shana Tharaja.
Pete Donaldson· Host0:39
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's coming.
Marcus Speller· Host0:47
Hello, everybody.
Pete Donaldson· Host0:53
Hello.
Marcus Speller· Host0:53
It's another Manic Monday at the Football Ramble. Peter.
Pete Donaldson· Host0:56
Sorry, I was having a bit of a yawn up there.
Marcus Speller· Host0:58
A German yawn.
Pete Donaldson· Host0:58
I just, I stretched out. A German yawn up. Just- German yawn up in a World Cup year? A Ge- [laughs] As I live and breathe.
Marcus Speller· Host1:04
Thank you, Vidit.
Jim Campbell· Host1:04
What are you thinking?
Pete Donaldson· Host1:05
Got a German manager. Show some respect.
Marcus Speller· Host1:07
Oh.
Pete Donaldson· Host1:07
For our brethren.
Jim Campbell· Host1:08
Is it- For our sausage brethren.
Marcus Speller· Host1:10
He's... That was a get out of jail free card- Yes ... that I played there, Peter.
Jim Campbell· Host1:13
And then he, then he voluntarily walks back in.
Pete Donaldson· Host1:15
Our pork knuckle man.
Jim Campbell· Host1:15
[laughs] Yeah.
Pete Donaldson· Host1:16
Our pork knuckle mentioning brethren.
Marcus Speller· Host1:19
You mentioned... [laughs] Um, Peter.
Pete Donaldson· Host1:22
Yes. Hello.
Marcus Speller· Host1:23
Um, just before we start, you did a very good impression of Cher. I'd like you to share it with the audience.
Pete Donaldson· Host1:28
Oh. If you be-