POV: You can fly and time travel, but only if you do THIS 😳 | Hey Tablo Ep. 18

4/28/202647 min

(00:00) Intro: Shitty Superpowers

(00:20) Discovery of r/shittysuperpowers

(00:50) Upcoming superhero movies and predicting upcoming Marvel updates

(01:46) Superhero fatigue VS comeback

(02:50) Name suggestion for the Hey Tablo Community

(03:32) You can summon a 70yr old man in a fight

(06:29) Non-mindreading

(09:12) When you stub your toe on an object it apologizes

(11:27) You can make any Youtube channel lose one subscriber

(12:13) Fart sound into an announcement

(13:55) Unreading a book

(16:02) If you clench your ass for 2 hours you can fly

(19:54) You can control your height by picking your nose

(22:15) You can read minds but it’s been Google translated 1000 times

(23:24) Beaver teeth

(23:45) Teleport to haters

(26:02) Sneeze jazz music

(27:22) Alphabet song

(32:22) Time travel

(36:20) Making time go slower

(41:18) Snapping finger to make people crap their pants

(42:50) Yeehaw charging

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Clips

First 90 seconds

Tablo· Host0:00
You can instantly teleport next to any anonymous person that pisses you off online. Apparently, there's this thing on Reddit called Shitty Superpowers. Reddit literally has everything.
Speaker 10:15
[screams] [clicks] [beeps] Hey, Tablo.
Tablo· Host0:18
[laughs] [laughs] Superhero season is coming back. There was a period of time where people had superhero fatigue and wanted nothing to do with superheroes or superhero movies, but this year we're getting Spider-Man this summer, and then Avengers, Doomsday. Thor is coming back. [gasps] Steve Rogers, Captain America, is coming back.
Speaker 10:44
Mm.
Tablo· Host0:45
And there's gonna be, like, Fantastic Four in there, uh- [laughs] ... and X-Men.
Speaker 10:50
Oh.
Tablo· Host0:51
Like, the original X-Men cast, Cyclops, uh, Professor X, uh, Magneto, the original cast is coming back, and I know... Like, Marvel's hiding it, and they're denying it, but I know that the last teaser they're gonna drop before the end of the year, because it's coming out, like, December, right? 62.5%. [laughs] You watch. I'm gonna predict with 62.5% accuracy- [laughs] ... the last character that they're gonna drop is Deadpool. [gasps] I guarantee you Deadpool and Wolverine are gonna be in it. I'm not sure if Wolverine's gonna be in it. Okay, that's the, uh, 30- [laughs]