Pimping Podcast Producers
12/29/20251 hr 6 min
SPONSORS: - New Year, New Me! Get Huel for FIFTEEN PERCENT OFF with this exclusive offer for New Customers only with code BEARS at https://huel.com/bears (Minimum $75 purchase). The Winter Bears Stavros Halkias and Chris Distefano return for another completely unhinged takeover of 2 Bears 1 Cave. With Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer nowhere to be found, the guys openly admit they once again didn’t prepare, and then immediately spiral into bread rankings, prostate exams, STD horror stories, religion, celebrity gossip, and the most deranged podcast business ideas ever pitched. From focaccia-based trauma, to almost doing business with Je...
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First 90 secondsLizzy Moore0:00
(instrumental music plays) 100%. Cheers.
Chris Distefano· Host0:03
(glass clinks) (laughs) What's up, everybody? Welcome back to another episode of Winter Bears.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:11
(laughs).
Chris Distefano· Host0:11
I'm Chris Distefano. This is Stavy Baby. We are taking over for- Yeah. ... Tom and Bert.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:18
Mm-hmm.
Chris Distefano· Host0:18
Once again, we did the Summer Bears. We are reluctantly, begrudgingly doing it. (laughs) We're trying to get the show off the rails.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:24
Yeah, I'm... No, no, I'm doing it with a smile on my face. I'm just not trying at all.
Chris Distefano· Host0:28
Yes.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:28
And people didn't really think we were trying by the end of last time. This will be worse. This is worse.
Chris Distefano· Host0:34
Yes.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:34
We have maybe four talking points, we didn't prepare, it's early.
Chris Distefano· Host0:37
Yeah.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:38
I haven't had anything to eat, and then I had just more sugar. I'm literally crashing.
Chris Distefano· Host0:43
Right.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:43
I might just have a d- I might fall into a diabetic coma.
Chris Distefano· Host0:45
Yes. The, the, the, the Jets are currently beating the Ravens seven to nothing- Stop talking about that. ... at the moment, right now.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:50
Yeah, then it's gonna be really funny when this comes out in, like, six months.
Chris Distefano· Host0:52
(laughs) Yeah.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:53
They just have these in, like, a bank of, like- (laughs) Yeah. ... if Bert has a heart attack, they'll put one of these out.
Chris Distefano· Host0:58
Yeah.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:58
You know what I mean?
Chris Distefano· Host0:58
(laughs) (laughs) Yeah.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:59
Th- these aren't even r- anchored to any time.
Chris Distefano· Host1:01
Yeah.
Stavros Halkias· Host1:01
They're just like, "Whatever, man. We just need ba... We, we never know when we need, when we might need a substitute, uh, episode."
Chris Distefano· Host1:07
"When we..." Yeah, yeah, just, uh, you know, Bert's been dead for a year. (laughs) And LeeAnn's just trying to get the money- (laughs) ... 'cause she realized Bert screwed up the will. He...
Stavros Halkias· Host1:16
Yeah, they're trying- Yeah. ... to make it seem like... They're not trying to announce his death until they can- Yeah. ... backdate a, really, a huge life insurance policy on- Yeah, yeah. ... on Bert.
Chris Distefano· Host1:23
(laughs) Yeah, yeah, Bert's- You...
Stavros Halkias· Host1:25
Actually, for real, I would be shocked if YMH is not working on just AI