Peppermint

Ralph Backlin· Host0:00

[gentle music] So Denny and I were out on the open road, headed eastbound towards Willow Crest Falls. Apparently, Brandon may have gone there on the bus. To start, I don't know if he's gonna be there. I, I don't know what. But what I do know is it's the only thing we got going for us right now. Like, no cap. None of this is bussin', especially the fact that Willow Crest Falls is, like, a 12-hour drive, and it's just me and Denny in a tiny little car together. Had to find a way to bide our time, I suppose. Have some fun.

Denny· Host0:41

All righty.

Ralph Backlin· Host0:45

What the fuck are you talking about?

Denny· Host0:46

All righty. Right, ri- uh, bright as rain, friend.

Ralph Backlin· Host0:49

What? Uh, what, that doesn't rhyme.

Denny· Host0:50

Buckle up. We're going on the on-ramp now.

Ralph Backlin· Host0:52

I'm buckled, dude.

Denny· Host0:53

Here we go. And we're off for Willow Crest Sprigs.

Ralph Backlin· Host0:58

Willow Crest Falls, dude.

Denny· Host0:59

Falls, sprigs. Same shit. Different day.

Ralph Backlin· Host1:02

It's not the same. It's not. Dude, I'm bored as shit, man. We've only just started, too.

Denny· Host1:06

What, well, what the hell you want me to do about it?

Ralph Backlin· Host1:08

I don't know.

Denny· Host1:08

You wanna play some Go Fish? We could play some Go Fish when we get on the highway.

Ralph Backlin· Host1:11

No, how the hell do you play Go Fish while you're driving, dude?

Denny· Host1:14

I just do it, friend.

Ralph Backlin· Host1:15

No cap, that sounds like a bad idea.

Denny· Host1:16

No, it's good. It's a fun idea.

Ralph Backlin· Host1:17

I'm, I'm not down with that.

Denny· Host1:18

Well- Oh, and go on, dude, and clock it. Uh, 4:37 PM.

Ralph Backlin· Host1:21

No, not, what, no. I mean clock it. I'm not- What? I don't know.

Denny· Host1:26

What are you saying?

Ralph Backlin· Host1:27

I don't know. 6'7", dude.