Pee Pee Before Sleepy: Thursday, July 9th, 2026
7/9/20261 hr 9 min
1. Margaret Qualley and Jack Antonoff Separate After 3 Years as Sources Say Their Marriage Has Been ‘Rocky’ (PEOPLE) (21:07)
2. Justin Bieber to join Shakira, BTS in World Cup final halftime show (NY Post) (29:20)
3. ‘Cheetah Girls 4’ Set at Disney With Raven-Symoné, Original Cast Members Returning (Variety) (35:50)
4. Primetime Emmy Awards 2026: See the full list of nominees (CNN) (48:02)
5. Justin Baldoni and Wife Emily Break Silence on ‘Injustice’ and ‘Trauma’ 2 Years After Blake Lively Dispute Began (PEOPLE) (54:25)
- Dear Toasters Advice Segment (58:21)
The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)
Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 10:00
[singing] Good morning, girlies. It's The Toast. It's Jackson Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's The Toast.
Jackie Oshry· Host0:22
I sound amazing.
Claudia Oshry· Host0:23
Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Thursday. If we look refreshed, it's 'cause we are. No Love Island. We caught up on our sleep. We're ready to go. We've got Dear Toasters. Hey, Jax. How you doin'?
Jackie Oshry· Host0:34
I'm doing good, yes. One night free from Love Island.
Claudia Oshry· Host0:38
And it was one of the better nights of my summer.
Jackie Oshry· Host0:40
Y- the, the flush has returned to our faces [laughs].
Claudia Oshry· Host0:42
Correct. We weren't bogged down by, like, this genuinely disturbed group of individuals.
Jackie Oshry· Host0:47
Yeah. I actually wouldn't have even been able to watch last night, given how my evening went.
Claudia Oshry· Host0:50
Yeah.
Jackie Oshry· Host0:50
We were ready for, like, a parchy evening of Maj. But little Baby Paxton said no.
Claudia Oshry· Host0:56
Oh, God.
Jackie Oshry· Host0:56
He said, "No, Mama."
Claudia Oshry· Host0:56
It was better. I mean, not for you, but, like, I ended up just going to bed.
Jackie Oshry· Host1:00
Yeah, it was, like, a r- you know, it was a bad night.
Claudia Oshry· Host1:03
I have two things to say.
Jackie Oshry· Host1:04
Mm-hmm.
Claudia Oshry· Host1:04
First, "That July 9th, the beat of your heart. It jumps through your shirt. I can still feel your arms." And now, one.
Jackie Oshry· Host1:14
"I go sit on the floor watching your clothes."
Claudia Oshry· Host1:21
Your clothes. Wearing your clothes.
Jackie Oshry· Host1:21
"The sound that I know- "The sound that I know- " ... is I don't know how to be someone you miss" " ...
Claudia Oshry· Host1:29
how to be someone