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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Patton Oswalt Returns Again

6/8/20261 hr 4 min

Comedian and actor Patton Oswalt feels relieved about being Conan O’Brien’s friend.

 

Patton sits down with Conan once again to discuss the ridiculousness of the modern day press tour, obsessing over Martin and Lewis knock-offs, and exploring the idea of finding comfort in being overwhelmed in his newest special Tea & Scotch.

 

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Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Patton Oswalt· Guest0:00

    [upbeat music] Hi, my name is Patton Oswalt and... I feel relieved about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

  2. Matt Gourley· Host0:12

    Relieved?

  3. Patton Oswalt· Guest0:13

    Relieved.

  4. Conan O'Brien· Host0:13

    You thought you were just barely hanging on with me?

  5. Patton Oswalt· Guest0:16

    Hanging on by my fingertips.

  6. Conan O'Brien· Host0:17

    Mm-hmm.

  7. Patton Oswalt· Guest0:17

    I know you got way bigger people you're hanging out with.

  8. Conan O'Brien· Host0:19

    Yes, I do.

  9. Patton Oswalt· Guest0:20

    But still, when everyone grabs the chocolate chip cookies, you learn to like the oatmeal. [laughs] You learn to like the oatmeal cookies.

  10. Conan O'Brien· Host0:26

    Yes.

  11. The White Stripes· Soundbite0:26

    Fall is here. Hear the yell. Back to school. Ring the bell. Brand new shoes. Walking blues. Climb the fence. Books and pens. I can tell that we are gonna be friends. Yes, I can tell that we are gonna be friends.

  12. Conan O'Brien· Host0:47

    Hey there. Welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend. I'm Conan O'Brien, big surprise. Joined by Sona Movsesian.

  13. Sona Movsesian· Host0:54

    Hello.

  14. Conan O'Brien· Host0:55

    Matt Gourley.

  15. Matt Gourley· Host0:55

    Hi.

  16. Conan O'Brien· Host0:56

    Uh, and, um, very exciting show today.

  17. Matt Gourley· Host0:59

    Mm.

  18. Conan O'Brien· Host0:59

    And I'm excited because, um, this is a follow-up. [laughs] You know, every now and then something comes up in a podcast, and maybe it piques the listeners' interest, and then we get to follow up with new information that changes the whole story.

  19. Sona Movsesian· Host1:12

    Mm.

  20. Conan O'Brien· Host1:12

    Do you know what I'm talking about here, Matt?

  21. Matt Gourley· Host1:13

    I do, yeah. Yeah.

  22. Conan O'Brien· Host1:14

    Why don't you take the ball?

  23. Matt Gourley· Host1:15

    Well, in an episode not long ago we were talking about the epic time that Eduardo called Conan a little bitch.

  24. Sona Movsesian· Host1:21

    Yeah.

  25. Conan O'Brien· Host1:21

    Yeah. Well, I don't know if it's epic time.

  26. Matt Gourley· Host1:23

    It was epic.

  27. Conan O'Brien· Host1:24

    Maybe- It was- ... the darkest hour- Mm, one for the ages Pretty epic ... in the history of our- Yeah ... history of our nation.

  28. Sona Movsesian· Host1:28

    Clutched my pearls.

  29. Matt Gourley· Host1:29

    A hero

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