Patton Oswalt

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Stephen Colbert· Host0:29

Parle tu francais?

Patton Oswalt· Guest0:30

¿Hablas español?

Stephen Colbert· Host0:32

Parli italiano?

Speaker 30:33

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Speaker 00:59

[upbeat music] It's The Late Show Poncho with Stephen Colbert.

Stephen Colbert· Host1:05

[cheering] Hey, uh, there you go. [claps] [cheering] Welcome back, friends. Ladies and gentlemen, my next guest is an Emmy and Grammy award-winning comedian, writer, and actor you know from Ratatouille, The King of Queens, and his many stand-up specials. His latest special is Tea & Scotch.

Patton Oswalt· Guest1:26

How is school today, sweetie? "It's pretty good, dude." [laughing] No,